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Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 97/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 3
Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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