Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 33 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
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