Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your worries behind, just like how this player’s husband left his vanilla extract worries behind by adding water to cover up his relapse.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world without any substance abuse issues getting in the way. And if you ever feel overwhelmed like this player, just take a drive around our virtual world for some alone time.

Join now and experience a drama-free Minecraft adventure like no other! Just remember, no vanilla extract allowed in-game – we like to keep things pure and drama-free!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 106/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 6759
Divine Spears Created: 20 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
Star Shards Collected: 275 Astral Amulets Crafted: 19
Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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