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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 4366 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds every time you feed it a golden carrot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet of infinite flushing, where you can flush away all your worries and watch as they magically disappear.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!