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Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 7354 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 2709 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds every time you feed it a golden carrot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet of infinite flushing, where you can flush away all your worries and watch as they magically disappear.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!