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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 4694 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 70 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 30 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 31 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds every time you feed it a golden carrot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet of infinite flushing, where you can flush away all your worries and watch as they magically disappear.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!