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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 7676 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
Join us and you’ll find yourself battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, racing against flying pigs in a hot air balloon race, and even participating in a dance-off with creepers! And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!
Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature made entirely out of blocks who grants wishes to those brave enough to find him. Rumor has it that he once turned a player’s house into a giant cake just because they asked nicely!
So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, come join us on our server and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your life! Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.