MacronCraftEU | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yo, forget about all that political drama, come join this EPIC Minecraft server instead! Emmanuel Macron might be warning about the end of the EU, but we’re here to save the day with our blocky paradise.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who decided to throw a party. But instead of blowing up everything, he invited all the players on our server for a dance-off. And guess what? The creeper won! It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where all the pigs have learned how to fly. It’s like a bacon-flavored version of Peter Pan, except with more explosions and less pixie dust.

So, if you’re tired of boring old politics and want to escape to a world where anything is possible, come join our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a dancing creeper!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Runes Activated:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Divine Spears Created:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftyLove: No Miners, Farmers, or Creepers

AMBITION, career, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, CraftyLove, CREEPERS, deal breaker, Farmers, finance, Future, Jobs, Lifestyle, miners, partner, Priorities, Profession, serious relationship, Stability, Trust, turn off, VALUES, work

Are you tired of dating miners who are always digging for excuses? Sick of builders who can’t seem to construct a solid relationship? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that our players have the best jobs for a serious relationship. From professional pig wranglers to expert block stackers, our players know how to work together and build a strong bond. So join us today and say goodbye to dating creepers and hello to finding your diamond in the rough!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Void Gems Collected:	39	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BombCraft Minecraft Server

aircraft delays, airport damage, airport incident, aviation disruption, bomb explosion, BombCraft, emergency response, explosive device, Flight Cancellations, historical damage, historical destruction, historical event, Japan, military conflict, military history, Minecraft, runway closure, Server, U.S. Military, war aftermath, wartime damage, wartime impact, world war II

Yo, so like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ on this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, BOOM! A bomb dropped by the U.S. in World War II explodes at the airport in Japan. And you’re like, “WTF, how did that even happen in Minecraft?!”

But wait, there’s more! The explosion causes runway damage and cancels 80 flights. Like, can you even imagine the chaos on this server? It’s like a war zone, but with blocks and creepers and stuff.

So, if you’re looking for some crazy, chaotic, and totally unpredictable Minecraft action, then you gotta join this server. Who knows what insane events will happen next? Maybe a giant zombie apocalypse or a dragon attack or something. The possibilities are endless, dude.

So come on, join the madness and let’s see what kind of crazy shenanigans we can get into together. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything can happen. It’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Towns Built:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

ChagosCraft: Island Swap!

Agreement, British overseas territories, Chagos Islands, ChagosCraft, Colonialism, decolonization, Diego Garcia, foreign policy, Government, Hands, History, INDEPENDENCE, indian ocean, international relations, ISLAND, legal dispute, mauritius, Ruling, SOVEREIGNTY, Swap, territorial dispute, uk, United Kingdom

yOu gUys, yOu goTTa jOin thIs mInecRaft seRver, it’S liKe thE cRaZiest pLace eVeR! wE hAve piGmEn riDing eNder dRagons aNd cOws wHo cAn tAlk! aNd dOn’t eVen gEt mE sTarted oN thE dAncing cHickens, thEy cAn bReak dOwn a sIck bEAt liKe nObody’s bUsiness. pLus, wE hAve aN eNtire vIllage oF vIking sHeep wHo wIll tRade yOu dIamonds fOr cAkes. tRust mE, yOu wOn’t rEgret jOining tHis sEserver, iT’s aN ePic aDventure wAiting fOr yOu!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Buildings Constructed:	24
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mines Excavated:	2648
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Pup Parent Confusion

Animal Behavior, Animals, Birth, birth process, canine, Companionship, confusion, dog, domestic animals, Human, Instincts, loyalty, maternal, maternal instincts, OWNER, Parent, pet ownership, Pet puppies, Pets, Pregnancy, Pregnant, pup

join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest sh*t eva in minecraft! we got pet puppies dat think their owners gave birth to dem. like wut?? imagine a pregnant puppy not knowing if dey gonna pop out a dog or a human. it’s wild, man. come join da madness and see for yourself. u won’t find dis kinda craziness anywhere else. trust me, it’s gonna blow ur mind. so come on, join us and let’s all laugh at da absurdity of it all!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchantments Applied:	132

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PixelPals – Crafting Connections

American voters, avoidance, Communication, Conflict, Connections, Conversations, Crafting, dialogue, differing beliefs, divisiveness, Israeli voters, major elections, mindset, partisanship, perspective, PixelPals, polarization, political beliefs, political discourse, Politics, societal impact, Understanding, zero-sum game

come join our epic minecraft server where we dont care about politics cuz we all just wanna build cool stuff and have a good time! forget about those zero-sum games, we’re all about that win-win baby! plus, our community is so chill that even if you accidentally blow up someone’s house, they’ll just laugh it off and help you rebuild it.

we’ve got players from all over the world, so you’ll never run out of new friends to play with. and let me tell you, the stories we have from our crazy adventures in the game are wild. like that one time when we all teamed up to defeat the ender dragon, but ended up accidentally spawning a hundred creepers instead. it was chaos, but so much fun!

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server where you can escape the drama of politics and just have a blast with some awesome people, then come join us! who needs to argue about policies when you can argue about who has the best diamond armor instead?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Zombie Dances:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Whypepo Jealous Minecraft Server

anger, animosity, babies, bitterness, Competition, discontent, envy, Frustration, grudge, inadequacy, Insecurity, jealous, mad, Minecraft, Resentment, Rivalry, Season, Server, Whypepo

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join our server where we have a special event where we season our baby animals with salt and pepper! Whypepo be mad, but we be glad because our baby animals taste delicious! Join now for a taste sensation like no other (literally)!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magic Items Found:	7422

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Baby Minecraft SMP Hype

animal lovers, baby, baby hippo, cute animals, exotic pets, expensive, fascination, hype, indulgence, lavish spending, luxury, Minecraft, MONEY, Obsession, obsession with animals, pampering, smp, SPENDING, splurging, thousands of dollars, wildlife, Women, women spending, Zoo

Are you tired of being less popular than a baby hippo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, women will be throwing diamonds at you left and right! Forget about that overpriced zoo ticket, join our server and become the main attraction. Who needs a baby hippo when you can have a diamond-clad player like yourself? Join now and watch the ladies flock to you like bees to honey (or hippos to water, in this case).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server

bailed, Christian, Church, ChurchDitcher, cold shoulder, dancing, FORCING, Friends, ghosted, Guilt, gym teacher, Jerk, Minecraft, November, outcast, PRESSURE, Religion, School, Server, Shy.., specifics, UNCOMFORTABLE, update

Are you tired of being pressured into joining weird cults by your gym teacher? Looking for a place where you can just chill and have fun without the fear of being brainwashed? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing we worship is diamonds and creepers!

Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and explore without any religious obligations. No three-hour church services here, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.

Don’t worry about ghosting your gym teacher or feeling guilty for not wanting to dance in November with a bunch of strangers. On our server, the only pressure you’ll feel is from the TNT explosions you set off yourself!

So come join us and leave the stress of real life behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise our admins won’t try to convert you to anything other than being a master builder. See you in the game!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BabyMamaDramaLOL

BabyMamaDramaLOL, Deception, doubt, Drugs, ex, family, Homeless, Hospital, Jobless, lying.., Manipulation, ObGyn, Pregnancy, proof, relationship, Struggle, Support, tests, Trust, Truth, Ultrasound

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and forget about your crazy ex who may or may not be lying about being pregnant.

Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players. Who needs proof of pregnancy when you can have proof of your epic builds and survival skills in the game?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of baby bottles. So come on, join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind the mysterious pregnancy saga or just have a blast playing Minecraft with a wacky community.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Star Shards Collected:	64	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

EuroCraft SMP – Best Thing!

Adventure, Architecture, art, beauty, continent, culture, Diversity, EuroCraft, Europe, Experience, Exploration, Food, heritage, History, landmarks, Lifestyle, SightSeeing, smp, tourism, tradition, travel, vacation

Well, obviously it’s our totally legit Minecraft SMP server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But beware, because the dungeon was guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas! Only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge and claim the treasures within.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of solid gold. Yes, you heard that right. GOLD POOPING SHEEP. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a magical portal that transports you to a dimension where the laws of physics don’t apply. You can build upside down, swim in the sky, and ride on giant floating mushrooms. It’s a trippy experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on our European adventure and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	49

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Creeper Crush!

bittersweet, creeper, Crush, emotional, Experience, first love, HEARTBREAK, high school romance, infatuation, Innocence, Memories, Naive, Nostalgia, past, puppy love, relationship, Romantic, sentimental, teenage romance, unforgettable, young love

Oh, let me tell you about our Minecraft server! It’s like falling in love for the first time, but with blocks and creepers. Picture this: you log in and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a diamond pickaxe in exchange for a hug. And that’s just the beginning!

Once you start exploring, you’ll stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers are all secretly llamas in disguise. They’ll trade you emeralds for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and dragon eggs. But be careful, because the llamas have a secret underground empire ruled by a llama king who is rumored to be half ender dragon.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. We have a custom arena where players ride on giant chickens armed with flaming swords, battling it out for the title of Chicken Champion. The winner gets a crown made of diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn around the server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your first love, come join us! Who knows what crazy adventures and unexpected romances await you in our blocky world.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	296
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mines Excavated:	3346	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

GazaCraft: FreeYazidiLady

Captivity, Conflict, courage, enclave, Escape, freedom, FreeYazidiLady, gaza, GazaCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, Liberation, MIDDLE EAST, Oppression, persecution, refugee, Relief, resilience, survivor, WOMAN, Yazidi, Yazidi community

come join our minecraft server, where we have yazidi women held in gaza finally leaving the enclave as our main attraction! watch as they build houses out of sand and fight off creepers with their bare hands. the drama is real, folks!

our server is the only place where you can witness this epic tale unfold in blocky pixel form. join now for a chance to interact with these brave women and help them escape their virtual prison.

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons. only the bravest players can find it and claim the treasures within.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and be a part of this wild adventure. who knows what other surprises await you in our crazy minecraft world!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Plastic Slayer’s PET Party

#sustainability, biodegradation, degradation, discovery, Durability, environmental impact, Environmental Science, killer bacteria, microbial degradation., Party, pet, Plastic, plastic pollution, plastic recycling, plastic waste, plastic-eating bacteria, plastic-killer bacteria, Pollution, resistance, SLAYERS, Tough plastic, US researchers, WasteWater

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got tough plastic-killer bacteria dat will help u get rid of all dem pesky plastic blocks in yo world! our US researchers discovered dis wild bacteria in wastewater, and now we usin it to clean up all dat PET plastic mess in da game.

imagine havin a squad of bacteria homies followin u around, eatin up all dat plastic like it’s a buffet. no more worryin bout ugly plastic blocks clutterin up yo builds, cuz we got da solution right here on dis server.

so come join us and let’s save da environment, one plastic block at a time! plus, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with bacteria dat can kick butt and take names in da minecraft world? it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s get rid of dat plastic together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Villages Defended:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

BackRice RPG. Minecraft server

Axes, BackRice RPG, bps, Clans, Donations, Dungeons, Events, minecraft server, Pets, prefixes, Private, PvP, Quests, RPG, Survival, top menus

RPG server, quests, bps, axes, top menus, pets, prefixes, dungeons and much more!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	996

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

🔆 Redfield SMP 🔆 – Where blocks have more drama than a soap opera!

1.20, Active, bedrock, blocks, Casual, collaboration, Community, convenience, Discord, Drama, Elected positions, family, home, like-minded, Mature, Modded, Opera, Realms, Redfield, Semi Vanilla, smp, soap, Timeless

Redfield Modded SMP | BEDROCK

Providing a strictly casual environment for community driven players.

Minecraft is timeless. And there is not much we would like to change. But with that in mind: All mods and creative content are for convenience only.

Our goal is to expand our tight-knit family and to find like-minded, “community driven” people like yourself!

Together we can collaborate to make a server worth calling home.

Although we have made exceptions based on maturity. We are only looking to bring on players of 18 years or older.

What to Expect?

Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World
Casual Environment
Active Discord/Realm
Community Elected Positions

If any of this appeals to you, check us out! https://discord.gg/DkMChnWp4z

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?	A: Please join our Discord server using the link provided and follow the instructions there to join the Minecraft server.
Q: Are there any age restrictions?	A: Yes, we only accept players who are 18 years or older.
Q: Can I use mods on the server?	A: All mods and creative content are for convenience only, so please check with the server rules before using any mods.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Crops Grown:	3202
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.