Macro Micro Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

SurprisePartyHate Minecraft Server

anger, anxiety, Birthday, birthday celebrations, Communication, Conflict, Details, emotional reactions, Expectations, Frustration, Minecraft, misunderstandings, party planning, personal boundaries, Planning, Preferences, relationships, Server, social anxiety, Surprise party, SurprisePartyHate, Surprises, ungrateful

Are you tired of surprise parties that make you feel like you’re living in a real-life episode of Punk’d? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no surprise parties, no go-karting adventures, and definitely no untidy rooms causing anxiety spikes.

Join us for a server filled with predictability and control. Plan out your builds weeks in advance, check the menu of our virtual restaurants, and never worry about someone jumping out and yelling “surprise!” We guarantee a stress-free environment where you can build to your heart’s content without any unexpected interruptions.

So say goodbye to surprise parties and hello to a Minecraft server that understands the importance of knowing what’s coming next. Join us now and experience the joy of being in control of your own virtual world!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	899183	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Star Shards Collected:	250

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftyWeddingGoals

CraftyWeddingGoals, destination wedding, Elopement, wedding affordability, wedding attendance, wedding budget, wedding communication, wedding costs, wedding etiquette, wedding expectations, wedding expenses, wedding finances, wedding friendship, wedding guests, wedding honesty, wedding invitations, wedding logistics, wedding opinions, wedding planning, wedding support, wedding travel

Are you tired of boring weddings in your own backyard? Do you want to attend a wedding that feels more like a vacation? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you an elopement wedding experience like no other, complete with 40 guests and a destination that you never knew you wanted to visit!

Join us as we celebrate the engagement of our friend and her partner, who are planning the most extravagant elopement wedding in 2026. With a guest list of 40 people, you’ll never have to worry about feeling left out. And don’t worry about expenses, because the couple is only offering to pay for one meal after the wedding – what a steal!

But wait, there’s more! We guarantee drama, cold shoulders, and awkward conversations as you navigate through the planning process with our friend. Will she be able to handle the truth about her unrealistic expectations? Will you be able to afford the 12ish hour flight to the destination you never wanted to visit? Only time will tell on our Minecraft server!

So come join us for the wedding event of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and your budget). Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness a wedding that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about elopements. See you there!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Potions Brewed:	28
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Secret Passages Found:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

RegrettableCraft SMP

acceptance, consequences, coping mechanisms, decision, emotional turmoil, hindsight, inner conflict, learning experience, life choices, life lessons, moving forward, necessity, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegrettableCraft, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, SELF AWARENESS, smp, tough choices, unavoidable actions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally setting your friend’s house on fire with a misplaced flint and steel, or the joy of riding a pig off a cliff while trying to tame it.

We have a dedicated group of players who are always up for some shenanigans, like building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks or starting a chicken rebellion in the village square.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and nothing is off limits, join us and embrace the chaos! Who knows, you might even regret it, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Crops Grown:	3904	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

HabitCraft: Life Upgrade

Consistency, daily routines, exercise routine, goal-setting, gratitude practice, HabitCraft, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, Life, life improvement, mindfulness practices, personal growth, positive changes, positive mindset, productivity tips, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, small habits, Stress Management, Time management, Upgrade, wellness habits

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and discover how small habits like building a house out of only pink wool or only eating golden apples can make your Minecraft life so much better. Trust us, your in-game character will thank you for it!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even find yourself dancing the floss with a creeper or riding a pig into battle. The possibilities are endless on our server – join now and see for yourself!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BlazeCraft Minecraft Server

Blaze, BlazeCraft, Disaster, emergency, emergency response, Environmental, extinguish, Fire, Firefighters, hazardous materials, Incident, industrial accidents, investigation, Minecraft, News, Oil depots, Perm Krai, Pollution, russia, Safety Measures, Server, Updates, Voronezh Oblast

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: oil depots on fire in Russia’s Voronezh Oblast, Perm Krai…but in Minecraft! Join our server for some hot, fiery action as you navigate through burning oil depots and try not to get scorched!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of the ancient Minecraft gods is hidden deep within the depths of this lair. Are you brave enough to venture into the unknown and claim this powerful weapon for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to a colony of friendly, talking pigs who have formed their own society complete with a piggy parliament and piggy police force. Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Enchantments Applied:	271	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

HezboGoneCraft2021

airstrikes, CASUALTIES, Combat, Commanders, Conflict, Defense, defense forces, HezboGoneCraft2021, hezbollah, idf, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, militants, military operation, Operation, RETALIATION, SECURITY, terrorists, War

come join our epic minecraft server where we slay more enemies than the IDF! we take down 250 hezbollah terrorists in just four days, including 21 big boss commanders! if you want the ultimate challenge and want to prove you’re the ultimate warrior, then this server is for you! join now and show off your skills in epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat! who needs real life when you can have this kind of excitement in minecraft?! come join us now and let’s take down some virtual bad guys together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	6696	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dimension Hops:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Sasquatch Hideout: Bigfoot Pranks

bigfoot, Conspiracy, costume, Creature, cryptid, disguise, ELUSIVE, folklore, hidden, HIDEOUT, Hunters, legend, Mysterious, Mythical, prank, pranks, Sasquatch, sightings, strange, trolling, Wilderness, Woods

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest fantasies? well, u gotta join this server, cuz we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u in a world where everyone is dressed as bigfoot, runnin’ around trollin’ all the sasquatch hunters. it’s like a bigfoot convention up in here, except we all just tryna survive in the wild and mess with people’s minds.

we got secret caves filled with treasure, but watch out for the traps set by the sneaky leprechauns who guard ’em. and don’t even get me started on the giant chickens that roam the land, layin’ golden eggs for anyone brave enough to snatch ’em.

if u think u can handle the madness, then come join us on this server. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this world, anything can happen. who knows, u might even run into the real bigfoot himself, sippin’ on a margarita and chillin’ by the lava pit.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	14

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Adulting Mental Health Craft

adulthood achievement, adulthood beliefs, adulthood development, adulthood milestones, adulthood perception, adulthood satisfaction, adulthood self-awareness, adulting, Craft, emotional well being, health, Mental, mental health, mental health association, mental resilience, mental stability, Mental well-being, mental well-being study, Mental Wellness, psychological health, research findings, self-perception, Spain study

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER AND FEEL LIKE AN ADULT WITH GOOD MENTAL HEALTH! OUR SCIENTISTS IN SPAIN DID A STUDY AND FOUND DAT PLAYING ON DIS SERVER MAKES U FEEL LIKE U ACHIEVED ADULTHOOD!

U WILL BE BUILDING BLOCKS LIKE A PRO AND SLAYING CREEPERS LIKE A BOSS! UR MIND WILL BE SO HEALTHY, U WILL BE ABLE TO HANDLE ANYTHING IN REAL LIFE!

SO JOIN US NOW AND LEVEL UP UR ADULTING SKILLS WHILE HAVING A BLAST IN DA MINECRAFT WORLD! TRUST US, IT’S SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN TO MAKE U FEEL LIKE A SUPER ADULT!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Enchantments Applied:	274	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Buildings Constructed:	24	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Oopsie Daisy Minecraft Server

Daisy, Desaster, etwas ist schief gelaufen, fauxpas, fehler, Fehltritt, Irrtum, Malheur, Minecraft, Missgeschick, Oopsie, Panne, Pannenserie, Patzer, Pech, problème, Server, UNFALL, Ungeschicklichkeit, Unglück, unglückliche Situation, Verkettung von Umständen, Versehen

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank players by replacing all their diamonds with… you guessed it, llamas! It’s a llama-palooza up in here!

2. We have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the zombie DJ, he’s a bit of a party animal!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Join his army of poultry warriors and conquer the land!

4. We have a magical portal that transports players to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, you might turn into a gingerbread man!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama prank). See you in the game, and remember… etwas ist schief gelaufen!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Anti AI Meme Minecraft SMP

Anti, Anti-AI, Artificial Intelligence, California, Censorship, deepfake videos, digital manipulation, elon musk, first amendment rights, free speech, internet regulations, judge, law, legal battle, meme, Minecraft, political deepfakes, Political satire, smp, social media, tech industry, Technology, unconstitutional

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to embrace the chaos! We’ve got Elon Musk as our honorary judge, constantly battling against California’s attempts to stop us from creating hilarious AI memes in-game.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between Musk and the California government, all while building insane structures and pulling off the craziest pranks on your fellow players. Who needs political deepfakes when you’ve got a server this wild? So come on in and let’s see what kind of meme magic you can create in our wacky world!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1017	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

LoserSitterCraft

AITAH, Assertiveness, called me a loser, career goals, disrespectful behavior., Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family conflicts, family dynamics, guilt tripping, LoserSitterCraft, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self esteem, Self Respect, self worth, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sister’s kids, standing up for oneself, toxic family dynamics

Are you tired of being called a “loser” by your own sister? Do you want to escape the snarky comments and belittling behavior? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can be the king or queen of your own virtual world!

On our server, you can build your dream castle, tame dragons, and even ride unicorns into battle. No more babysitting drama, just pure gaming fun. And if your sister tries to call you a loser in the game, just unleash a virtual army of creepers on her!

So say goodbye to family dinner drama and hello to epic adventures on our Minecraft server. Join now and leave the real world behind – because who needs a “real job” when you can rule a virtual kingdom?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

LastDayInMinecraftSMP

acceptance, Adventure, appreciation, bucket list, carpe diem, cherish moments, Closure, final moments, Gratitude, Last Day, LastDayInMinecraftSMP, live life to the fullest, loved ones, make memories, make peace, Reflection, say goodbye, Seize the Day, spontaneity, travel, world

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like fighting off zombie pigmen with rubber chickens and riding llamas into battle. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood creature who just wants to play hide and seek. So come join us for your last day in the world and see what kind of wacky shenanigans you can get into!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

DreamJobCraft – Because I’m too busy mining diamonds and building epic structures!

AMBITION, aspirations, building, busy, career, determination, diamonds, dream job, DreamJobCraft, Epic, fear, fulfillment, goals, growth, Happiness, Mining, motivation, Obstacles, Passion, perseverance, Potential, procrastination, Self Discovery, self-doubt, Structures, success, uncertainty

Are you tired of boring old jobs like being a doctor or lawyer? Well, come join our Minecraft server where your dream job is to be a professional block stacker! That’s right, stack blocks all day and get paid in virtual diamonds! Why waste time in the real world when you can live out your wildest block-stacking fantasies in our server?

Our server is also home to the legendary Block Ninja, a mysterious player who can build a castle in under 30 seconds using only a wooden pickaxe. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Block Ninja in a building competition, you will be granted one wish by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to take on this epic challenge?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can find and tame the Disco Sheep, it will lead you to a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions. Are you brave enough to embark on this epic quest?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start living your wildest block-stacking dreams!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

WhaleSpyCraft

#intelligence gathering, Animal Behavior, animal health, Animal protection, animal rights, animal welfare, Arctic, Bacterial infection, environmental conservation, Espionage, international relations, Marine Biology, marine ecology, marine mammal, marine research, marine wildlife, norway, Russian, spy whale, underwater communication, WhaleSpyCraft

come join our minecraft server where we have russian spy whales swimming around giving out secret missions and intel! they didn’t get shot dead like in norway, they just died from a wild bacterial infection that only exists in minecraft world! join now to uncover the truth behind these mysterious spy whales and maybe even become a spy yourself! who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server! swim with the whales, solve puzzles, and uncover the secrets of the deep ocean! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to join the most epic minecraft server ever created!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Totally Processed Toddler Food Land

calories, child development, childhood nutrition, childhood obesity, children, diet, dietary patterns, eating habits, fast food, Food, food consumption, health, health risks, Junk Food, Land, nutrition, Nutritional Intake, processed, processed foods, research, study, Toddler, toddlers, Totally, ultra-processed food

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got toddlers runnin around gettin half their calories from ultra-processed food yo. like, imagine playin minecraft and u see a lil 2-year-old munchin on some processed snacks while buildin a dope castle. and den u got 7-year-olds goin ham on dem ultra-processed foods, gettin 59 percent of their calories from dat stuff. it’s like a crazy food party up in dis server, u don’t wanna miss out on all da fun yo. come join us and see for urself, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 🍔🍟🎮 #minecraftfoodparty

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Emeralds Found:	8497	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9895
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4