> Mac Shit is a Minecraft SMP Legend

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9204
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Buildings Constructed:	46
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t discriminate against any type of computer, even if it’s a macshit or a crapple silicon! Our server is so wild that even a $5000 mac can’t keep up with a decade old $50 x86 ewastemachine – now that’s some spicy competition!

Our players are so dedicated that they’ll do anything to prove their computer’s worth, even if it means disabling 90% of their cores just to cope with the fact that their curryjeet CPooU is a joke. But hey, who needs a powerful computer when you have the power of friendship and creativity in Minecraft, am I right?

Join our server for a laugh, for some epic battles, and for the chance to prove that your computer is the best of the best (even if it’s not). Let’s see who comes out on top in this crazy, hilarious world of Minecraft!

NobleRealms

Cross-Play, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4826
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Potions Brewed:	64

We have brand new Towny SMP and Pixelmon servers, join today to take part in the fun!This server includes custom Worlds, Towny, Player Shops, Quests, Player Warps, Custom Plugins, Boss Events, Custom Items, and more!If you want more information regarding NobleRealms just join our discord channel!discord.noblerealms.comCome have fun with us on the server join now! IP: play.noblerealms.com

play.noblerealms.com

freakplot

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1615
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Dimension Hops:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Fully crossplay compatible minecraft multiplayer SMP server. Anyone can play no matter the console! Join the discord for more information!

freakplot.minecraft.best

LeviathanOG

Anarchy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5255
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Crops Grown:	6140	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19

The LeviathanOG community was created on 05.12.2016. The goal our goal is to create an environment as pleasant as possible to play and collect people who want to play on a well configured and placed server to the point.Forum: https://leviathanog.ro/forum/ IP: Play.LeviathanOG.Ro Store: http://magazin.leviathanog.ro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/C9u73cx5EQ

Play.LeviathanOG.Ro

VexalMC

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9440
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4

play.vexalmc.co

Transcendence Survival Project

Creative, PvE, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7798
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	221	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Void Armor Forged:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Meteorites Collected:	3

We are a whitelisted minecraft server with custom and realistic terrain generation. The server is free to join, but you have to apply to be whitelisted. In addition we have added several vanilla+ elements to the server such as skills, classes, races, custom mobs and custom structures.We have a resource collection world as well as a build world. We have a communal/shared storage and resource gathering model. We have only community farms. No personal redstone farms or massive storage systems are allowed outside of the community area besides the Guardian Farm and Enderman Farms. Everyone is expected to take from the community storage as needed, but everyone is also expected to put back into the storage as much as or slightly more than what they took out.Build themes are dependent on the dimension in which you are building. High Fantasy/Medieval/Steampunk for the overworlds, Demonic for the nether, and sci-fi/cyberpunk for the end dimension.We are currently recruiting builders who are looking for a fun survival experience but who still want to build something big and beautiful. If interested, post an application on our discord!

transcendence.dedimc.io

OhanaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6986
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	9502	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Villages Defended:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

We are a family friendly server that currently offers a lobby, survival and creative with Minigames, a Modded SkyBlock and Discord. Our community was created from a group of admins and staff from TownCraft. All players are considered Ohana/Family where no one gets left behind. We believe in creating a place where players of all ages are safe from swearing, all forms of vulgar behavior, griefing and bullying.Come play with our Ohana and experience a different kind of server!

play.ohanacraft.us

GlitchNet

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7932
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Void Armor Forged:	18	New Chunks Explored:	46428

GlitchNet is an SMP server with features such as: – Image item frames – Jobs – Daily rewards – Player warps – Player shops – Fly time – Spawners – Chunk loadersand many more!

play.glitchnet.win

NZ Server

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5653
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Star Shards Collected:	189
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

nztech.jogar.io

Renderite

Earth, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7795
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Buildings Constructed:	27	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Renderite Skyblock MMORPG Hello everyone, welcome to the store of Renderite Skyblock. Renderite is a massive server with custom made functions like renting and merchants that includes an enormous map created by the mayor himself. —————————————————————————————- Why Renderite? Renderite was developed by Green and he spent approximately 1 thousand hours creating the map, scripts and updates. It is also funded well by the investors. We have no limits when it comes to player experience. Your idea is important for us. —————————————————————————————-

mc.renderite.xyz

Project New Tomorrow

Creative, Mini Games

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7913
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

WHO WE ARE: Project: New Tomorrow encompasses the historical and golden age of themed entertainment with the technological advancements of the 21st Century. It is a celebration of and a living tribute to the past, present, and future of the theme park industry. Our server, as part of our growing platform, produces quality digital products and experiences: “By the fans, for the fans.” Project: New Tomorrow is entirely nonprofit and worked on in our spare time.WHAT WE HAVE: When you join, you spawn right in the heart and soul of the Project: New Tomorrow server. Our server hub is the central destination for all of our featured offerings. Here you can enjoy relaxing attractions, shop for cosmetics, preview upcoming additions, and so much more! At the GamePlex, you can compete with your friends in a variety of themed minigames. On our Creative Server, you can create to your heart’s content with unlimited resources and large plots. Project: New Tomorrow has something for everyone.THE LEGACY COLLECTION: This offering is home to a unique celebration of the past that immerses you in a permanent exhibition of some of the most notable attractions ever created. With state-of-the-art audio, visuals, 3D Models, and other specialized techniques, the Legacy Collection allows you to travel back in time to experience legendary rides and attractions once again. Explore the history behind The Legacy Project as you step through projection screens in this educating, entertaining, and inspiring offering.

mc.projectnewtomorrow.org

Billionaire City

Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2973
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	4955	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

OUT NOW IN BETA JOIN OUR DISCORD to be updated and get the free OG Rank! THIS AWAITS YOU IN BILLIONAIRE CITY: – Optimized Economy System made for maximum competitiveness – Houses, Plots and Apartments that you can either rent, buy or lease to other players – A new and well thought-through Job system that will get you going right away We are looking forward to seeing you on the server!

billionaire.city

Germania

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9465
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Votes:	2420
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Buildings Constructed:	45	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Vanilla Minecraft server with a friendly community, join to create your own nation or to just vibe. In order to join first you need to be whitelisted by joining discord server!https://discord.gg/AnZWq8yA7Y

51.83.236.62:25655

ComfyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5823
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Awesome features such as: 1. Version 1.19.2 2. Anti Grief/Land Claiming 3. Keep Inventory / EXP 4. Awesome Voting System and Ranks 5. Jobs and Economy 6. MCMMO 7. Bonus Top Voters Rewards 8. Awesome Crates 9. Lottery 10. Auctions 11. Shops and Player Shops 12. Custom Enchants + more!

play.comfymc.net

SoFurry Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3151
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

SoFurry Minecraft is a vanilla minecraft server that strives to bring people close together for some fun, clean minecraft fun. We are a growing network, backed by the popular furry website, SoFurry.com. Everyone is welcome on our server, furry or not, and we have plenty for people to do; whether you want to work jobs to make money and buy things in player or admin shops, or if you want to level up skills to multiply your ores, the possibilities are endless!NOTE: We plan to expand into the modded minecraft scene by the end of the year, but until then, our vanilla server is more than happy to accept you!

173.214.175.34

Spinalcraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5450
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Hello there!The Spinalcraft Network is a small Minecraft network that has been in operation since late 2013. We feature currently two servers, Legacy and Ascension! Legacy is our original world, dating back to 2013, featuring many great builds over the life span of Minecraft. Ascension was started in January of 2022 with the Cave’s and Cliff’s update, and still has many new memories to make!We pride ourselves on having a small but friendly community! Many of us have been playing on Spinalcraft for many years, and we welcome all with a similar mindset!We are a mature network, while we like to have fun, we also protect our own. Our server’s are semi-vanilla with minimal changes to the vanilla experience, and we have a host of anti-grief plugins. As such, we are known for being tough on those that grief or ruffle feathers in our community!If your looking for a server than you can feel like your apart of a community, we welcome you to join!

mc.spinalcraft.com