> Mac Shit is a Minecraft SMP Legend

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4994
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Mines Excavated:	2890	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6769	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Divine Spears Created:	18	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t discriminate against any type of computer, even if it’s a macshit or a crapple silicon! Our server is so wild that even a $5000 mac can’t keep up with a decade old $50 x86 ewastemachine – now that’s some spicy competition!

Our players are so dedicated that they’ll do anything to prove their computer’s worth, even if it means disabling 90% of their cores just to cope with the fact that their curryjeet CPooU is a joke. But hey, who needs a powerful computer when you have the power of friendship and creativity in Minecraft, am I right?

Join our server for a laugh, for some epic battles, and for the chance to prove that your computer is the best of the best (even if it’s not). Let’s see who comes out on top in this crazy, hilarious world of Minecraft!

Stride Learning Network

Creative, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2034
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

The Stride Learning Network is all about creating a fun, educational gaming experience for people of all ages and skills on a cross-play server (Bedrock and Java Edition). We’re using Minecraft to bring you unique mini-games, long-lasting game modes, and a safe environment to learn and have a blast! Additionally, we host build challenges all the time with CASH and MERCH prizes! Explore our Survival MP, enhanced with plugins like Towny and McMMO, or grab some friends and take on our chaotic Fall Guys mini-game, Clumsy Crew! With tons of new minigames always in development, now is the best time to start your Stride Learning experience.Java IP: mc.stride.gg Bedrock IP: mc.stride.gg Website: https://stride.gg/minecraft/minecraft_server/

mc.stride.gg

CrystalMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2244
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Star Shards Collected:	146	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

ms.crystalmc.org

FroglightMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7172
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3563	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Welcome to FrogLight-MC! We are a fun Semi-Vanilla survival server that focuses on our players! Our goal is to build a strong community where people can play and be them selves while having fun. The Owners will be constantly looking to make sure our server is the best place to be part of a community and always take player suggestions into account when working on any major gameplay changes. A custom dungeon has been opened and is constantly being developed allows all players to proceed to become a powerful member of the economy through simply grinding rather than having to purchase any keys or ranks. Our staff are attentive and active in the discord and in game, constantly updating and fixing anything that requires it!

play.froglightmc.com

Cosmoverse

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8941
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Towns Built:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Welcome to the Cosmoverse! A furry based community Minecraft server with the ambition to grow a strong community with as many people as possible! This server currently has a couple minigames such as Ice-Kart! This is our own unique minigame which is pretty Mario Kart, but in Minecraft! We also have a parkour world. Our main servers are Skyblock and Survival, but we also have a plotworld for those who wants to easily test out a desgin or redstone contraption or even just to have fun building with friends!

mc.cosmoverse.gay

Nektax Network

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2106
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Buildings Constructed:	27
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Nektax Network is the place for you! Every good part of Minecraft servers can be found here. Join us today and have fun!

play.nektax.net

PublicSMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3907
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6336

Hello there, brave adventurer! Welcome to the heart of PublicSMP! We have proximity voice chat that does not use mods! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting your journey in the realm of blocks, you’re now part of a community that values creativity, teamwork, and fun!We hope you enjoy your time here.

PublicSMP.com

projectEnchantedMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9067
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Endless Night Skies:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Farms Harvested:	335	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

projectenchanted.minecraft.best 25565https://discord.gg/xzD6hawwJ6“Discover projectEnchantedMC – the ultimate Minecraft universe! Join our Java and Bedrock server for an adventure packed with grief protection, awesome plugins, and thrilling gameplay! Delve into our economy-driven survival SMP with shops, jobs, quests and the brandnew plugin; towny. Enjoy free ranks, custom items, cosmetics, and more. Invite friends to earn in-game rewards! We take custom requests for commands and builds. Plus, support us by voting and get exclusive rewards! Join our team! We’re on the lookout for builders, admins, video creators, and Discord helpers. Join the excitement at projectEnchantedMC.”

projectenchanted.minecraft.best

MercyMC

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2853
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Buildings Constructed:	34
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	302
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ores Mined:	1281

MercyMC is a new Minecraft server network with a survival server and more gamemodes to come! We’re aiming for a relaxing experience for all of our players.We offer no advantages with webstore purchases and we run on player donations to maintain our server.Come check it out and help us build a great community.port 25594 for Bedrock– ko-fi.com/playmercymc– https://www.tiktok.com/@playmercymc

play.mercymc.net

Confused Pixelmon

Economy

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9185
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Mylona’s Current FeaturesUnlimited Homes, Dynmap, Contests, Movie Nights, New World, Wondertrade, Non-P2W, Play 2 Win, Lottery, Jobs, Events, Safari, Daily, Questing, Player Shops, Public XP Farm, Monthly Server Ender Dragon Fights!, PVP Arena, and Adding new features every week!!!!

poke.mylonamc.net:25566

ArtMC.net

Anarchy

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1364
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	454
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

ArtMC is a collaborative Minecraft art experiment. Place 1 block every 10 seconds. Create art with or against other players.

play.artmc.net

PhoenixCraft

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6358
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

**About PhoenixCraft – Crafting Adventures Since 2022!**Welcome to PhoenixCraft, a thriving Minecraft community with a rich history dating back to August 18, 2022. We are more than just a server; we’re a warm and inclusive community that welcomes players from all walks of life.**Our Servers:**– **Anarchy Server:** Immerse yourself in the raw, unbridled chaos of our anarchy server. Here, survival is the name of the game, and the possibilities are limitless. Forge alliances, build empires, or go it alone; the choice is yours.– **Economy Server:** Step into our meticulously designed economy server, operating on Minecraft version 1.20.1. Engage in dynamic events, trade with fellow players, and embark on epic adventures.**Active and Engaged:**At PhoenixCraft, our community is our strength. We host frequent events that keep our members engaged and excited. Join us in creating unforgettable memories, whether it’s battling the Ender Dragon together or participating in our unique server events.**Join Our Family:**

mc.phoenixcraft.org

MiantaoriMC Network

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Mini Games, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8611
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Welcome to MianatoriMC Network! We offer many game modes that provide endless fun for everyone, including Survival, OneBlock, BedWars, and more! It supports 1.8 to the latest version. We recommend 1.20. Always looking for staff and creators of media content from many platforms. We think you should check the server before we continue.Discord: https://discord.gg/aprRpcn3rJ

mc.adoresfsh.com

Master Realm

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8636
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Star Shards Collected:	138
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

51.81.23.95:25587

MissionPrison

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9705
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
New Chunks Explored:	978722	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

MobArena Bombs Drugs ElementalTrees Gangs Bounties Free Kits Trails Bounties GUI-Oriented Auctions CoinFlip ChatReaction Crates Balanced Economy

missionprison.net

Maritime Survival

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2668
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Villages Defended:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	299
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Runes Activated:	2

Ahoy! Embark on a nautical adventure with us on the 1.18 Maritime server!On Maritime Survival we have some awesome enhancements to our gameplay, here’s a list of some of our enhancements: – Clue Scrolls – McMMO – Level System – Anti-Grief – Player Warps – Bedrock SupportWhat are you waiting for? Come join our awesome community today!

play.maritime.gg