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NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4872
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Towns Built:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7324
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	7058	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1

1.21.1, 4koma, hard to draw, hard to read, hard to sell, Kirara, masochists, PIXEL, spacecraft

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8213
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Astral Projections Made:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like trying to read hieroglyphics while blindfolded and juggling flaming swords! But in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!

And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?

So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!

ShowerCam Minecraft Server

aita, Andrew, Boundaries, breaking apart, forgiveness, husband’s best friend, indecent exposure, Minecraft, peeping, pregnancy test, red flags, Server, shower recording, ShowerCam, soulmates, struggling with sexuality, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, uneasy, unhealthy dynamic, unstable living situation, whispering

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7309
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the story of my husband, his best friend Andrew, and a mysterious phone found in the bathroom.

Join our server and experience the thrill of uncovering secrets, like the time my husband found indecent videos of himself on Andrew’s phone. And don’t forget the wet bed incident that left my husband feeling uneasy – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Invite Andrew to stay with you on our server and watch as the drama unfolds. From peeping through doors to icy attitudes, you’ll never know what to expect next. And who knows, you might even discover that your husband and Andrew are soulmates – just like in a cheesy romance novel!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just remember, things might get a little too real, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

BlockBucksBaeSplitter

aita, awkward, BlockBucksBaeSplitter, boyfriend’s household bills, contributing, DATING, electricity, Expenses, Food, lost job, not paying, personal needs, return the favor, Sacrifices, Siblings, Struggling, supporting, tough time, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Utilities, Visiting, Water, Working

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5864
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fairytale-like drama and outrageous requests! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to your boyfriend’s siblings and refusing to pay their bills because you only use the fan and flush the toilet when you visit!

Imagine the chaos of a virtual world where you can demand that your boyfriend’s family step up and support him financially while you swoop in to save the day with pre-bought cooked food. Who needs a stable job when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild. Who knows what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server – maybe you’ll even start a virtual revolution against unfair bill-splitting!

PharmaFreeSMP: NoGamblingNoBooze

addiction, advertising, alcohol, Ban, consumerism, control, controversy, Ethics, gambling, Government, harmful products, health, Marketing, Media, NoGamblingNoBooze, pharmaceutical commercials, PharmaFreeSMP, public policy, regulations, restrictions, society, television

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3075
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Towns Built:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Dragons Tamed:	6

Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, totally lit, dude. We got like, a whole village of villagers who are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.

And the best part is, we have a rule that if you die in the game, you have to do a silly dance in real life. It’s hilarious, bro. Plus, every time you find diamonds, you have to yell “I am the king of the world” at the top of your lungs. It’s like, tradition or something.

So come join us on this totally wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a rule that if you don’t bring a pet llama with you, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s gonna be a blast, dude. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.

BlockyBedroomFun

BlockyBedroomFun, Communication, communication in relationships, desire, emotional connection, enjoyment, fantasies, foreplay, fulfillment, guys, Intimacy, love, Passion, physical touch, Pleasure, reddit, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, turn-ons

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7131
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too)? Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises! We’ve got secret dungeons where you can find rare loot, but be careful, you might stumble upon a group of dancing creepers! And don’t even get us started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re playing with a group of over-enthusiastic villagers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

TalibanBucks Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, defense strategies, Espionage, foreign interference, foreign policy, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, Military Funding, Military operations, Minecraft, national security, paid attacks, political implications, Russian intelligence, security threats, Server, Taliban, TalibanBucks, Terrorism, us forces

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1938
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Farms Harvested:	214	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u get bored of the same old servers? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s lit af. we got russian spies, taliban fighters, and they’re all gettin paid to attack US forces in the game. u can join in on the action and get paid too! just imagine, u mining ur diamonds and then BOOM, russian spy comes and blows u up. it’s wild, man. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. plus, we got free cookies at spawn. what more could u ask for? join now and let the craziness begin!

rrdd.aternos.me Minecraft server

Aternos, banner, Community, Fun, Instructions, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, OFFLINE, ONLINE, Players, RRDD, Server, Start, Survival, Version, Website

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4800
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	108	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Potions Brewed:	162
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

This server is survival on any version of Minecraft. If the server is turned off, then you can start it yourself using instructions on the website

rrdd.aternos.me:36149

Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd Presidential Election, Craftocracy, Democracy, discord server, Game, key democratic function, Laws, legislature, Meet, members, minecraft server, Modded, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, Server members, smp, Voting, Whitelist

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2747
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7837	Potions Brewed:	151
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Villages Defended:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft’s Most Democratic Server
Roleplay Level	2% Serious
Key Feature	Server Legislature for voting on proposals
Special Event	2nd Presidential Election

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server’s primary democratic function?	The server legislature where members vote on proposals.
What type of proposals can be submitted?	Proposals can range from enacting laws to adding mods to the server’s modpack.
When is the upcoming Presidential Election?	This week, don’t miss it!
How can I join the server?	Visit our Discord server: https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC

Hate Online Dating 1.20.3

1.20.3, anger, DATING, fear, Frustration, hate, Loneliness, mental health, Misogyny, modern dating, ONLINE, online dating, outside, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Social Interaction, society, soulless, Technology, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2746
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Farms Harvested:	825
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Yo, forget about online dating, join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time swiping left and right when you can be building epic structures and fighting creepers? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and escape the soul-less world of online dating, where women are too scared to leave their houses and actually interact with real people. Minecraft is where it’s at, baby!

Name: “NoNameNoPlay Minecraft Server”

aita, America, American, coworker, dad, derogatory, desired name, Grandfather, Holocaust survivors, ireland, irish, Jewish, mick, mike, Minecraft, name.., NoNameNoPlay, overreacting, Pronouns, racist, sensitivity, Server, Slur

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4353
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Emeralds Found:	9832
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Crops Grown:	9792
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Zombie Dances:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even if they might trigger your coworker’s sensitivity! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be called whatever you want – even if it’s “Mick”!

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re Irish, Jewish, or just a Minecraft enthusiast looking for a good time. And don’t worry, we promise not to judge your name choices based on historical events – unless you want to build a virtual memorial, then go for it!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your coworker’s imagination when it comes to name labels. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual leprechaun or a diamond-encrusted menorah along the way!

ChudCraft: No Son-Shaming Zone

#Drop out, advice, Boundaries, Chud, ChudCraft, Communication, Conflict, ex husband, family, generational gap, internet, internet culture, Job, moving out, parenting, relationship, School, Son, SonShaming, teenager, Understanding, video games, Zone

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	613
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Towns Built:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Astral Projections Made:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your son’s internet friends? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure like no other! 🤪

👾 Our server is filled with chuds (yes, you read that right) who will take you on a journey you never knew you needed! They’ll show you the ropes and make sure you have a blast while playing!

🏠 Build your dream house and escape the real world just like your son did when he dropped out of school! Who needs education when you have Minecraft, right? 😂

🚀 Join us and experience the thrill of virtual reality like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner chud and embrace the chaos! 😉

💥 Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that’s as unpredictable as your son’s decision to move in with his dad! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, chat entertainment, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7771
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got a freakin’ AI overlord named Neuro-sama who’s like a VTuber and chats with peeps and sings and plays games and collabs with other VTubers, like what even is reality anymore? Join the /swarm/ today and be part of dis crazy world! Plus, they got a subathon going on from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM UTC, like who needs sleep when u can hang out with a virtual AI goddess? Check out all their socials and music and clips and educational stuff if u wanna learn about AI or just wanna see some wild content. And don’t forget to grab some merch from their shop, like imagine repping an AI overlord on a t-shirt, iconic! Just dive into the madness, bro, and regret nothing!

Space Cuck Island

#breastfeeding, billionaire, controversial, cuck, eccentric, elon musk, entrepreneur, innovation, ISLAND, NEET, ragebait, richest man, richest man in the world, Rockets, Social Interaction, society, Space, space exploration, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, wealth

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3904
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Star Shards Collected:	271
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!

Players:	92/500	Votes:	2524
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1