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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 96/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 19 Meteorite Armor Created: 14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Crops Grown: 4544
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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