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| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 3579 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Farms Harvested: | 893 | Mines Excavated: | 3697 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally turned their house into a giant hotdog. Yes, you read that right. A GIANT HOTDOG. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the crazy shenanigans that happen on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Every month, we host a luxury giveaway where one lucky player gets to have a personal butler in-game for an entire week. Need someone to mine diamonds for you? Your butler’s got you covered. Want someone to build a rollercoaster in your backyard? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless!
So come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just find yourself riding a llama dressed as a pirate while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now!
