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| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 3061 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 5678 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 15 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 34 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION? WELL, GUESS WHAT, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT UKRAINE’S SANCTIONS ON RUSSIA’S LUKOIL HALTING OIL DELIVERIES TO HUNGARY CAN’T EVEN COMPARE!
WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN? BECAUSE WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BUNKER FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! NOT ONLY THAT, BUT WE ALSO HAVE A PET CREEPER NAMED BOOM-BOOM WHO WILL FOLLOW YOU AROUND AND EXPLODE ANY ENEMIES THAT COME NEAR YOU.
OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS ACTUALLY LOCATED ON MARS? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, YOU CAN MINE AND CRAFT AMONG THE MARTIAN LANDSCAPE WHILE DODGING ALIEN CREEPERS.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT SERVER LIKE NO OTHER! AND REMEMBER, THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW CREEPERS).
