Loving My Country? Ehhh… Minecraft SMP

climate, Country, cultural diversity, culture, EHHH, equality, first world, gender equality, gender equality issues, Healthcare, healthcare system, high tax rate, Living, love, loving, Minecraft, Nature, people, quality of life, smp, sunny climate, SURVIVE, Tax

Are you tired of boring old countries with their healthcare and first world problems? Do you crave a land filled with sunshine, nature, and culture without the burden of high taxes and gender equality? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride where the only tax you’ll have to worry about is the tax on your creativity. Build towering castles, explore vast landscapes, and make friends with llamas who will never judge you for your questionable building choices.

Forget about healthcare, here you can respawn as many times as you want without any pesky medical bills. And as for gender equality, well, let’s just say our cows don’t care what gender you identify as when you’re trying to milk them.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BeanBlockz

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

BeanBlockz

Home of Smallishbeans – https://youtube.com/Smallishbeans

On the server, we have a variety of gamemodes – with more to come. Currently we have Factions, Creative, Survival, Skyblock, Prison and KitPvP, however we have multiple in development.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MarsMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival Games

Hello go My server Play.marsmc.net ^^ Have fun server minecraft Froom Saudi Enjoy MiniGame FFA KITPVP SG RUSH

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

2Gcrafters

Economy, PvP, Survival

Open world pvp survival server, with store and protections. Website and forum Discord channel for help with plugins and tutorials Non-premium server a great community.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Mendocraft Premium/ Non Premium Server

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

This is a friendly 24/7 “Dedicated Server” to all Minecraft players. The server has a lot of games to choose. We offer Op Prison, Paintball, Factions, McInfected, MYZombies, Mob Arena, TnT Runner, Block Hunts, Gold Rush, Quiver, Splegg, Team Battles, OITC, Creative, Kit PvP, Survival Games, Football, RisingSlain, DeathJump,Turf Wars and More…. The server is not a commercial server. Please feel free to play with no obligations to ask. Have fun in playing. Our server ip address : us.mendocraft.com

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Mineplay

Creative, KitPvP, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MIneplay is a server that is based in the UK.

We are a small, Family friendly community that has been running for a consderable time, and Welcome players of all ages.

As a father, I set the server up for my son, providing a safe and secure place for him to play on, and as such, we adhere to a No Swearing Policy

Our rules are easy to follow, and we do not ask for, or take donations.

Currently, we have Several servers, including:

Survival Creative Prison, Skyblock, Kingdoms and Mingames

We have many custom plugins to further enhance your experience, and are Lag free.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

DBNation

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Dragon Block C MOD required to play!

Check our Workin in progress custom map and website: http://dbnation.enjin.com/dynmap

We just started! GOGOGO!

-Adventure -Growing and nice Community -Events -Custom Map -24/7 -Much More!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

OrangeCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars

Welcome to the official Minecraft Server of Annoying Orange, MC.orangecraft.net.

We, the OrangeCraft, have been working our pixels off tweaking the server, the website and our internal tools. Some of those changes are obvious, some less so, but all of them have been important. We know there’s still a lot of work to do to make the server perfect, and we thank you for your patience while we get there. One of those changes is this very news post. We’re going to be making an active effort in keeping you, the community, up to date with what we’re up to. Keep an eye out here for details on what we’ve changed and what we’ve got planned for the future. Currently we’re home to 6 awesome gamemodes. Those gamemodes vary from PVP, to building. Each of our fun games, give players of all types to get in on the fun. When playing on the Annoying Orange server, you will always have a high chance of playing along side the characters, and potentially being in their videos. Please remembers to display a positive, mature, and up-beat attitude when playing with them. Please check our calendar for Meet-and-Greet events with your favorite Annoying Orange characters on the server.

Our following website, twitter, and emails information can be found bellow. Twitter: @MinecraftAO Website: OrangeCraft.net

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Timeless PvP

Economy, Factions, PvP

Raiding, Economy, Factions, McMMO, PVP gaming, come join us on Timeless PvP. SSundee Vs. MrCrainer!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Nexia

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

When you join Nexia, you’re joining more than just an ordinary Minecraft server. You become part of an amazing community. You, our players, are the most important thing to us, because you make the server what is it! You are our biggest priority. It’s our job to make sure you are happy and enjoying your time with us as best as we can. Our members are family to us. We look beyond the screen and care about our members personally as well. Our player base consists of wonderfully helpful members, always willing to lend a hand and some even lend an ear.

Our staff team are some of the nicest you’ll ever find in a Minecraft server. We have zero tolerance for rude, immature or discriminative behaviour in our community and our staff are the perfect examples of community behaviour. Any issues that may arise are dealt with quickly and fairly with everyone’s best interest in mind. Members are always welcome to contact the staff team for any sort of help, whether it be in-game or even in their personal lives.

Our members are responsible for keeping us going and helping us grow with their donations. 100% of any money donated is used to keep the community alive. No one personally profits from any money received, so you can rest assured when you donate to Nexia your money goes straight to the community. Every month we post a financial report publicly to the community, so you know exactly how the money that you donated is being spent. We want to be sure everyone has the best experience we can possibly give to keep the community thriving. All ideas are heard with open minds, all members are treated equally, and we work our hardest to create a supportive environment for all.

If you are interested in joining us on our adventure together, join our discord: https://discord.gg/eDfzCvZPVu

Find us on Twitter @playnexia

Find us on Instagram @NexiaMC

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	98	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PopCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

PopCraft Survival Server

– 24/7. – Server has been running since beta 1.8. – Friendly staff and players. – Server rules can be viewed using the “/rules” command in-game.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Penguin Craft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Our community is based on Minecraft survival. A type of survival experience where players can create Towns using the Towny plugin. The Towny plugins allows players to create large towns will all their friends to create the most impressive buildings that you can think of. Our community strives on players and staff who create the enjoyable atmosphere for all.

Unlike the majority of Minecraft servers, Penguin Craft is ran on dedicated hosting. Running on powerful equipment, we can assure you have a lag-free experience on Penguin Craft. Come and start your own adventure on Penguin Craft, you will not regret it.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

GC2 Polska

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Survival

GC2 server Factions + SkyBlock + Minigames Unique, original plugins and world generators. We invite you! IP: gc2.pl /// gc2.mcsw.pl

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Arkham Network

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skywars

ArkhamNetwork 1.7.2-1.7.10

Welcome to ArkhamNetwork, were a fun Minecraft server network! We have custom plugins, a great community and exciting new gamemodes that are unique to us. We are always improving our network, adding more features and servers based around your feedback! You are what make us what we are today. Thank you!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Potions Brewed:	66
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

McTopia

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

McTopia is a minecraft network consisting 5 different servers with many custom plugins created by the owner of McTopia. McTopia also has a website with a live list of online players along with an online ban-system and forum. Our staff is among the friendliest people you will ever come across. Come join us today!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Nomercymc

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.