Are you tired of boring old countries with their healthcare and first world problems? Do you crave a land filled with sunshine, nature, and culture without the burden of high taxes and gender equality? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride where the only tax you’ll have to worry about is the tax on your creativity. Build towering castles, explore vast landscapes, and make friends with llamas who will never judge you for your questionable building choices.

Forget about healthcare, here you can respawn as many times as you want without any pesky medical bills. And as for gender equality, well, let’s just say our cows don’t care what gender you identify as when you’re trying to milk them.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 16 Runes Activated: 7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Mine Kinkin

    Mine Kinkin

    RoiKinkin community Minecraft server!

    Server survival!! Come join, and follow roikinkin on twitch! Committed to listening!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 100 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life, where we have flipped Pennsylvania upside down and the Democrats are planning on “fortifying” it like never before. Who knew politics could be so wild in the world of Minecraft?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops diamonds. Yes, you heard that right, diamonds!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Konami Thread Minecraft SMP

    Konami Thread Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your wacky Minecraft adventures! Join us and experience the thrill of fighting off a horde of zombie chickens, or try your luck at taming a wild llama with a top hat and monocle.

    Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be granted the power to ride a giant flying pig into battle against a hoard of evil villagers. Plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Farms Harvested: 240 Mythical Swords Crafted: 92

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • PixelPals Minecraft Server

    PixelPals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring meetups on Balmung? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us for outrageous events like the Ender Dragon Disco Party, where we dance the night away while battling the dragon. Or how about the Creeper Carnival, where we ride explosive rides and play explosive games (don’t worry, no one gets hurt… usually).

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we host movie nights featuring only the finest Minecraft machinimas. And if you’re feeling adventurous, join our quest to find the legendary diamond sword hidden deep within the Nether realm.

    So ditch the boring meetups on Balmung and join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! Who needs Final Fantasy XIV when you can have all the fun in the blocky world of Minecraft?

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
    Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP

    PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where players ride pigs into battle, build houses out of giant mushrooms, and have epic dance parties with creepers.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken nugget eating contest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just be sure to watch out for the flying llamas and exploding sheep – they’re known to cause quite the ruckus!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • PumpkinButter

    PumpkinButter

    Welcome to PumpkinButter, an SMP Java server with Geyser support for Bedrock players! We have recently updated to 1.20 and are opening our doors to new players! Our focus is on vanilla with some hand-picked plugins to enhance gameplay, including claims, ranks, jobs, heads database, chest shops, and mob catchers!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Taco Haven 2.0

    Taco Haven 2.0

    Welcome to Taco Haven 2.0!

    It appears we got a bit too ambitions on our first run, so we grabbed a hammer and broke everything and started over. A complete rework has been done from things as simple as our MOTD, to our staffing and plugins.

    On Taco Haven 2.0 we strive to make sure everyone feels included, welcome, and safe catering to wide variety of players and age groups. With our variety of plugins we are able to allow our players to build anything from a humble home to whole towns safe from griefing, where they can even setup shops of their own and sell to others and compete for the highest balance of the server. We also offer player maintained warps so getting to these player built towns is as simple as running a command.

    so Join today and see what we are about!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Dragon Scales Harvested: 436
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Robots Read This Minecraft Server

    Robots Read This Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of lonely nights in Minecraft? Well, fear not! Our server is so lit that even robots can’t resist wanting a Minecraft girlfriend! Join us for a chance to find love in the cubic world, where even the creepers are looking for a cuddle buddy. Don’t miss out on the chance to have a virtual romance with a redstone genius or a diamond-loving Enderman. Who knows, you might just find your perfect match among the pixels and blocks. Join now and let the love story begin!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Sonic the Hedgehog Fan Club

    Minecraft SMP – Sonic the Hedgehog Fan Club
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP ever, where we discuss ALL things Sonic the Hedgehog! Join us for the Dark Halloween Edition of our server, where we talk about everything from Sonic game trailers to crossover miniseries with DC.

    But that’s not all – we also have Tails telling scary stories on his own YouTube channel, TailsTube! And don’t forget about our upcoming Sonic comic releases, including a Knuckles 30th Anniversary Special.

    If you join our server, you’ll gain access to our extensive link compilation, milestone pastebin, game/mod recommendation spreadsheet, and even a Perfect System Collection. Plus, we have Sonic comic scans, a booru for all things Sonic, OC info, a cytube channel, and a Pixel World to explore.

    So come on in and join the chaos – you won’t regret it! Previous players have had a blast, so why not join in on the fun? Who knows, you might even run into Sonic himself while exploring the server!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 20 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Enchantments Applied: 139 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • MoneyMC

    MoneyMC

    Money MC is a unique Lifesteal economy-based Minecraft server where survival meets strategy. Fight to stay alive by stealing hearts from other players, build your wealth through the in-game economy, and rise to the top of the leaderboard. With custom features, engaging challenges, and a balanced economy, Money MC offers a competitive yet fun environment for both seasoned and new players. Whether you’re focused on PvP, trading, or becoming the richest player, there’s always something exciting happening in the world of Money MC!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Endless Legions Commanded: 28
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • mminecraft.org

    mminecraft.org

    MMinecraft.org invite you on a journey into the hidden realms beneath our feet—into the fascinating world of caves and underground wonders. These natural formations, often shrouded in mystery, hold secrets that are as ancient as the Earth itself. Caves are more than just dark, damp spaces; they are magnificent ecosystems teeming with life. From the moment we step into a cave, we are transported into a different world, one that has been shaped by millions of years of geological processes.-CUSTOM PLUGINS-CUSTOM DATAPACKS-ANTIGRIEF-GRIEFING ALLOWED-PROTECTION SPONGE-CUSTOM MOBS-VANILLA LIKE BETA GAMEPLAY-CUSTOM ENCHANTMENTS-HEROBRINE-SURVIVAL-CAVE WORLD ONLY-TOP VOTES REAL CASH PRIZE-DISGUISES-2B2T ANARCHY-HACKING ALLOWED-MINIMAL TO NO ANTICHEAT-FREE RANKS

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Falling into the Void: 0 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Boo-tiful Halloween Minecraft Server

    Boo-tiful Halloween Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

    But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground disco party where the villagers are the DJs and the skeletons are the bouncers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest full of enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin! Let’s ghooooooooo!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Villages Defended: 19 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 158
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Minecraft SMP: Why Are Asian Girls Better Programmers Than YT Girls? It’s…CraftyCodeQueens

    Minecraft SMP: Why Are Asian Girls Better Programmers Than YT Girls? It’s…CraftyCodeQueens
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the real drama is trying to figure out why Asian girls are better programmers than YT girls. It’s like God himself decided that chuds like us should only date Asians! So come join us for a wild ride filled with questionable dating advice and mind-boggling tech skills. Who knows, you might even find your perfect match while building the craziest redstone contraptions!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 14

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • AudRealms

    AudRealms

    AudRealms is a high-quality Minecraft Survival server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!

    BEDROCK SUPPORTED!

    JAVA IP: 135.148.134.42:27013 BEDROCK IP: 135.148.134.42 (Port 27013)

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    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 19 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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