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| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 5755 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 1002 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 21 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Join us and you might just find your first love in the form of a fellow player who shares your passion for pixelated pigs and blocky landscapes. Who needs Tinder when you can find your perfect match while fighting off hordes of zombies in a haunted mansion?
Forget about boring old survival mode, because on our SMP, every day is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. From epic pranks that will make you question your trust in your fellow players to treasure hunts that will test your parkour skills, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So come on, don’t be shy! Join our SMP and who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again. And hey, if all else fails, at least you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends about that time you accidentally blew up your entire base with a misplaced TNT block. Love is in the air, and it smells like burning netherrack!
