LotusLand: Brits, Polys, & Boys, Oh My!

Africa, Belfast, Benefits, Boys, brit/pol/, Brits, Cash, China criticism, Covid inquiry, disabled people, Evri delivery driver, French beaches, gutter, human shields, humza yousaf, LotusLand, migrants, mp, murder investigation, Northern Ireland, parcels, Polys, Residents, safety fears, Salford torso inquiry, scotland, The lotus boys, tower block

🤣 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as these headlines? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Humza Yousaf resigned as Scotland’s first minister just to play here! Migrants using young children as ‘human shields’ on French beaches? That’s just our players trying to protect their diamond armor! Disabled people facing an end to monthly benefits cash? Not on our server, we pay you in emeralds! MP deported from Africa over China criticism? That’s nothing compared to the drama in our chat! Residents’ safety fears after return to tower block? Don’t worry, our admins are always watching out for creepers! Evri delivery driver caught throwing parcels into the GUTTER? That’s just our way of delivering loot to your doorstep! Northern Ireland part of Covid inquiry to open in Belfast? We’re too busy building epic castles to worry about viruses! Salford torso inquiry? More like finding hidden treasure in our murder mystery quests! Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other! 😉🎮 #BestServerEver

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Pixelmon Horizon

Pixelmon, Survival

Dive into the world of Pokémon like never before on Pixelmon Horizon, an Australian-based server that offers an immersive and captivating Pixelmon experience.– Hand-Built Custom Towns and Cities – Pokemon Kits and Exciting Crates – Ranks-Up and Perks – A Great Community Awaits – Cosmetics/ Exclusive pokemon texturesJoin our thriving community of Pokémon enthusiasts. Interact with fellow trainers, make new friends, and partake in events and activities that will keep you engaged and entertained. Our dedicated and friendly staff are always there to assist you on your journey.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Animals Bred:	91	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

TheNodeMC Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

– 24/7 uptime! – A friendly, mature, and helpful staffing team with a brilliant active player community! – NPC & community-driven gyms! – 24-hr support ticket system! – A FREE RANK AND KIT to all our discord members – DAILY rare candies, vote keys and a FREE shiny! – Discord contests and giveaways! – RPG Trainer leveling and Pokedex rewards! – Great donor perks and rewards! – Weekly events and minigames open to all players! – Nations – No need to worry about griefers, create towns with friends!So what are you waiting for?! Come join our growing family at **play.thenodemc.com**!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MC Ages

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

MC-Ages is a growing network, all running on the latest Minecraft version – 1.20.x. Why not come and explore our servers. You can also choose from Minigames (Park Age), Skyblock, OneBlock, Towny, Industrial (survival), or our Dark Server, a twist on survival. If you like getting involved in a fun community, building, farming and completing quests, why not come and give our small but growing community a try – come and join us!!* Work your way through our custom ranks (Towny, Industrial, Oneblock & Skyblock). * Battle your way to the top of the MCMMO rankings – all servers. * Learn to fight the boss mobs and complete their quests. * Go mining, discover the hidden nightmares in the catacombs. * Earn extra money through Jobs (Towny Industrial Oneblock & Skyblock). * Rise to the challenge of our other in-game quests/challenges. * Try your hand at our upgraded vanilla fishing – custom fish etc. We are looking forward to saying hello.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SourPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

SourPvP is back!!! Join us today and lets make history…Enjoy in Survival and Factions with welcoming community

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

BlocksMC

PvP, Skywars

BlocksMc is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of gamemodes, including PVP, SkyPvP, RedstonePVP, Creative, SurvivalGames, BedWars, SkyWars, EggWars, WoolWars, LuckyBlockWars, SkyGiants, MurderMystery, HideAndSeek, TntTag, 1VS1, TheBridge, PartyPvP, UHCRun, BuildBattle, BlockParty, Gravity, SuperJump, Splegg, QuakeCraft, and more. Our server runs 24/7 and supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.20, allowing you to play at any time. Join us today and enjoy the unique gameplay experience that BlocksMc has to offer!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	31	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3099	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

HyshSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

ComuGamers

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PirateCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

* Connect: mc.piratemc.com * Website: https://www.piratemc.com * Discord: https://discord.piratemc.com * Rules: https://piratemc.com/information/rules/ * Live Map: https://piratemc.com/map/ * Getting Started: https://piratemc.com/guides/getting-started/ * Detailed Guides: https://piratemc.com/guides/PirateCraft is a Pirate themed Minecraft survival server. We are a 5 year tight-knit community that’s developed over the years into a wonderful family. Our ethos for running PirateCraft is to have a permanent map that isn’t ever Reset, builds will be kept and protected, you can disappear for 3 months and come back to carry on where you left off! We’ve had players come back after 3 years and continue where they left off! The world doesn’t get stale, Land & abandoned claims are regenerated over time to keep it fresh and clean, players can request Claims and Land to be removed and regenerated by our Staff Team.Staff act like police, they only intervene when asked, you are mostly left to make your own way in PirateCraft, be it Solo or an Empire. We have a rich History documented over the years on our Wiki https://wiki.piratemc.com/PirateCraft_Timeline

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	4458
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A cozy Swedish Minecraft Survival Server where you can play openly and freely like in Vanilla Singleplayer but with people from all over the country. Of course we have rules: mucraft.se/reglerWe want to try to keep the server as vanilla as possible, but still make the experience interesting & unique. Therefore, we have implemented i.a. Economy that the players themselves run!Grief/Theft – Never allowed. You can easily protect (claim) your area yourself. Economy – Earn money by voting or selling materials to other players or the server. PvP – PvP exists and must be kept to the arena in spawn!We also have various events from time to time, such as building competitions, lotto and parkour competitions where it is usually streamed and where you have the chance to win nice, nice prizes!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Magic Items Found:	8561
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

Our flagship PvE SpongeForge Server hosting “The 1.12.2 Pack” modpack with over 300 mods and a wide range of mods such as Mekanism, Thermal Expansion, Applied Energistics 2, Thaumcraft 6, Botania, Ender IO, Industrial Foregoing, IndustrialCraft² and so much more! Explore space With GalactiCraft and ExtraPlanets and get ready to build a nuclear reactor, extreme reactor or even a fusion reactor to power your whole base. Join a community of seasoned factory builders and artistic builds, adding detail to your bases using Chisel & Bits, and trade resources at the player-owned Shops!Download this amazing modpack from TechnicPack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/the-1122-pack/Download this amazing modpack from CurseForge: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-1122-pack/Join our Multiplayer Server: the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Mccaim

Survival

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	241	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.