LotusLand: Brits, Polys, & Boys, Oh My!

Africa, Belfast, Benefits, Boys, brit/pol/, Brits, Cash, China criticism, Covid inquiry, disabled people, Evri delivery driver, French beaches, gutter, human shields, humza yousaf, LotusLand, migrants, mp, murder investigation, Northern Ireland, parcels, Polys, Residents, safety fears, Salford torso inquiry, scotland, The lotus boys, tower block

🤣 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as these headlines? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Humza Yousaf resigned as Scotland’s first minister just to play here! Migrants using young children as ‘human shields’ on French beaches? That’s just our players trying to protect their diamond armor! Disabled people facing an end to monthly benefits cash? Not on our server, we pay you in emeralds! MP deported from Africa over China criticism? That’s nothing compared to the drama in our chat! Residents’ safety fears after return to tower block? Don’t worry, our admins are always watching out for creepers! Evri delivery driver caught throwing parcels into the GUTTER? That’s just our way of delivering loot to your doorstep! Northern Ireland part of Covid inquiry to open in Belfast? We’re too busy building epic castles to worry about viruses! Salford torso inquiry? More like finding hidden treasure in our murder mystery quests! Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other! 😉🎮 #BestServerEver

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

SleepyCraft has a lot of different things to offer. Our primary focus is a player-ran-community of SMP 1.20.2 with many fantastic custom features. We thrive to culture a community filled with creative, friendly and fun players. Our Community has many players willing to help start your adventure!Premium Upgrades to the Vanilla Experience: – Active Community & Staff – Powerful Anticheat, Claims, and Chat Protections – Crates, Parties, Events – Daily Quests – McMMO Skills & Levels – Rankings – Player Auctions – Custom Equipment, Cosmetics, Ores, Gear & MUCH MORE!Play now — play. sleepycraft.net

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Enchantments Applied:	97
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Zombie Dances:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62	Dragons Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
New Chunks Explored:	474492	Players Killed by Monsters:	3028

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Endless Night Skies:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

AlmightyMC

Survival

We’re a custom built survival server, with unique features, quality staff and plugins, and the best community you could wish for! AlmightyMC is a CUSTOM SURVIVAL WITH BOTH LAND CLAIMING AND LAND RAIDING! Minecraft Server and SMP that allows Bedrock & Java | Extremely Active Community for a Minecraft Hardcore SMP Server Griefing, Stealing, and Killing are all allowed and the goal of the server is to Earn Money and grind the /leaderboards to Become #1 on the Hardcore Minecraft SMPs Servers.This Minecraft Server and SMP has Hardcore, Survival, Anarchy, Vanilla, One Life, Factions, OneTrySMP, Lifestealsmp and many more Hardcore SMP Related Minecraft Servers. The AlmightyMC Hardcore Server community likes to play the gamemodes that we include like Hardcore Survival and Anarchy gamemodes.Other Names for the server might include Almighty MC, AlmightySMP, Hardcore SMP, Almighty SMP Hardcore, AlmightySMP Hardcore, Hardcore Server, Smaklul Server. You might be attempting to find this server if you are looking for Minecraft Hardcore Servers. It’s a Java and Bedrock Hardcore Server / SMP that anyone can join. The IP Is mc.almighty.proJAVA IP: mc.almighty.pro BEDROCK IP: mc.almighty.pro (Port: 19132)

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.