LotusLand: Brits, Polys, & Boys, Oh My!

Africa, Belfast, Benefits, Boys, brit/pol/, Brits, Cash, China criticism, Covid inquiry, disabled people, Evri delivery driver, French beaches, gutter, human shields, humza yousaf, LotusLand, migrants, mp, murder investigation, Northern Ireland, parcels, Polys, Residents, safety fears, Salford torso inquiry, scotland, The lotus boys, tower block

🤣 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as these headlines? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Humza Yousaf resigned as Scotland’s first minister just to play here! Migrants using young children as ‘human shields’ on French beaches? That’s just our players trying to protect their diamond armor! Disabled people facing an end to monthly benefits cash? Not on our server, we pay you in emeralds! MP deported from Africa over China criticism? That’s nothing compared to the drama in our chat! Residents’ safety fears after return to tower block? Don’t worry, our admins are always watching out for creepers! Evri delivery driver caught throwing parcels into the GUTTER? That’s just our way of delivering loot to your doorstep! Northern Ireland part of Covid inquiry to open in Belfast? We’re too busy building epic castles to worry about viruses! Salford torso inquiry? More like finding hidden treasure in our murder mystery quests! Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other! 😉🎮 #BestServerEver

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magic Items Found:	4637	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Plyblox Network

Factions, PvE, PvP, Towny

Welcome to Plyblox Network! We are a brand new server, our goal is to become a network of different game-modes for players to enjoy. We have 2 different game-modes right now. We currently have Factions with Guns server, with additional plugins along side. Secondly we have a Towny/SMP server with an entire storyline with lore to complete, custom dungeons & mobs, custom gear and so much more. We are so excited to see you play with us. We are a professional team of staff, and looking to grow our team. Inquire within and file as application for our staff.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2252	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

karlssonSMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

At karlssonSMP, our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life and security plugins as well as datapacks to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

LifeYoinkSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

LifeYoinkSMP is a cracked public replica of the lifesteal life with a bedrock cross-play. We provide a lag free 24/7 Minecraft server with no lag, Without any issues

• 24/7 Minecraft server • Bedrock Cross-play • Weekly Nitro Giveaway • Cracked Available • Any Version

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

RebelMC

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RebelMC is Minecraft anarchy at its best. This server is vanilla survival game play with PvP, a never ending world and no rules. The IP is rebelmc.net.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Gods Slained:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Vinyard

MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Welcome to VineyardServer Ip – vineyard.apexmc.coDiscord – https://discord.gg/nPmDB7Y9tfWe are a relaxed community that loves minecraft but with a twist!Added features. 1. Slimefun – this adds a bunch of new items to the game that allow u to automate almost everything in the game. Like farms,spawners,stroagesystems,auto crafting and much more. 2. PyroFishing – this adds over 100 custom fish into the game. along with many more cool features 3. Towny – you can create a town to make claim to protect you items. also add a /town spawn and many other features. 4. Mcmmo – this add a whole bunch of skills into the game. so as you level you will receive different buffs depending on the skill. also adds a party feature so you can grind with your friends and level up together. 5. Creates – we have vote crates aswell as a bunch of crates u can obtain with in game currency. not only that we have cosmetic crates so u can customize your tools,weapons,armor also sometimes hats and backpacks.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Acidic

PvE, PvP

Acidic is a Java based survival server with a small community, the server is lightly modified with plugins that we believe improve game play. We have custom Warps, Shops, Lockable items and more! Come build cities with your friends or do whatever you’d like! Server is DDOS protected, has a 24-7 uptime, active staff. Community input is always valued when adding additional plugins.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Emeralds Found:	2230
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

HeathyBox

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

HeathyBox is a newly made minecraft box server! Our biggest update yet has just released, the Nether update!

Come play, have fun, invite your friends, use yours kills!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

LifeLantern

LifeSteal

LifeLantern is a cracked server to play and 24/7 With No Lagg So JOIN NOW!! 355665555666677544&!!”4-!&4-;-55-;&5&::-&&&::

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CoralHaven

Economy, Prison, PvP, Vanilla

– Dive into the captivating world of CoralHaven! –

– Server IP: play.coralhaven.net – Visit our Store: store.coralhaven.net – Explore more: coralhaven.net – Vote for us: coralhaven.net/vote

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

RedeFaint

Economy, KitPvP

Welcome to RedeFaint! A server with two modes KitPvP and Rankup! We are a Brazilian network committed to bringing the best to you! Each site you vote for will give you the right to VIP Champion for 5 minutes so you can make better use of the server! Come in and join us on this epic adventure

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Frostic MC

Survival

Looking for an epic Minecraft adventure? Look no further than Frostic MC! This incredible Minecraft server is the ultimate destination for all players seeking a thrilling and immersive gameplay experience. With its vast and diverse world, Frostic MC offers endless possibilities and excitement that will keep you hooked for hours on end! Why should you join Frostic MC? Well, let me tell you! Firstly, the server boasts a vibrant and friendly community that is always ready to welcome new players with open arms.

Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a complete newbie, you’ll find a supportive and inclusive environment where you can make new friends and forge unforgettable memories. But that’s not all! Frostic MC also has a wide range of features that cater to every player’s preferences.

There’s something for everyone to enjoy. The server’s dedicated team of staff members ensures that the gameplay is fair, balanced, and free from any cheaters or rule-breakers. So, what are you waiting for? Join Frostic MC today and embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey like no other! Prepare to be amazed by the stunning landscapes, engage in thrilling adventures, and become a part of a vibrant community that will make your gaming experience truly unforgettable.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

GotSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

Fun multiplayer sever with nice admin claims factions rtp soon voice chat multplayer we might make you an operator join today for a very fun time If you have any questions we GOT you! have fun

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

OpalMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

New Bedrock + Java Vanilla SMP! Looking for a cross-platform Vanilla Economy server with no pay-to-win features? Look no further- we’ve got what you need right here on Opal-MC!

– Always Online – Fair & Equal Economy – Custom Player-Owned Shops – Well Balanced MMO Skilling -Bedrock & Java Cross-Play – PVP Completely Optional – Free Ranks & Perks

Bedrock: play.opal-mc.com Java: play.opal-mc.com

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Donutopia

Survival, Vanilla

“Embark on an epic adventure in our Minecraft realm! Unleash your creativity, conquer challenging quests, and build your dream world with a vibrant community. Join us for an immersive gaming experience where imagination knows no bounds. Welcome to a realm of endless possibilities!” (chatgpt text

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Empyria

MCMMO, Pixelmon

Join the discord for the mods needed [in the channel ‘’announcement’’]

Welcome to our brand-new Minecraft server, where adventure awaits! Immerse yourself in a unique gameplay experience with the Cobblemon mod, adding a new twist to your mining adventures by introducing Pokemon that you can battle and collect. Unleash your creativity with the Create mod, offering a wide range of tools and contraptions to build impressive structures and automate tasks. Join our community, explore vast worlds, and embark on exciting quests filled with challenges and rewards. Are you ready to craft, build, and conquer in this ultimate Minecraft journey?

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).