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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 6074 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
Enchantments Applied: | 72 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 20 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 |
You gotta join because the mobs are like, so friendly, they’ll give you hugs instead of attacking you.
And the diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle like Edward Cullen in the sunlight.
Plus, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas, ready to protect you from any creepers that come your way.
But the best part? The Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.
So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!