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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 240 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 135 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
You gotta join because the mobs are like, so friendly, they’ll give you hugs instead of attacking you.
And the diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle like Edward Cullen in the sunlight.
Plus, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas, ready to protect you from any creepers that come your way.
But the best part? The Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.
So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!