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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 4671 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 66 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
You gotta join because the mobs are like, so friendly, they’ll give you hugs instead of attacking you.
And the diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle like Edward Cullen in the sunlight.
Plus, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas, ready to protect you from any creepers that come your way.
But the best part? The Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.
So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!