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Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 4953 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 329 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
First off, we have girls losing and getting cucked left and right. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show meets a Minecraft server. You never know what drama will unfold next!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a giant statue of a potato that grants wishes (but only if you sacrifice a diamond block).
Oh, and did I mention the daily llama races? That’s right, we have llamas racing around a track while players place bets with emeralds. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with more fur and spit.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and entertaining, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a diamond sword for protection. You never know when a llama might challenge you to a duel.