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Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 235 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 12 | Farms Harvested: | 828 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 |
First off, we have girls losing and getting cucked left and right. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show meets a Minecraft server. You never know what drama will unfold next!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a giant statue of a potato that grants wishes (but only if you sacrifice a diamond block).
Oh, and did I mention the daily llama races? That’s right, we have llamas racing around a track while players place bets with emeralds. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with more fur and spit.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and entertaining, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a diamond sword for protection. You never know when a llama might challenge you to a duel.