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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 4539 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Chimeras Created: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Towns Built: | 10 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 |
Love Letters Sent: | 18 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
Magic Items Found: | 8365 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
First off, we have girls losing and getting cucked left and right. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show meets a Minecraft server. You never know what drama will unfold next!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a giant statue of a potato that grants wishes (but only if you sacrifice a diamond block).
Oh, and did I mention the daily llama races? That’s right, we have llamas racing around a track while players place bets with emeralds. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with more fur and spit.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and entertaining, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a diamond sword for protection. You never know when a llama might challenge you to a duel.