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Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 9476 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
First off, we have girls losing and getting cucked left and right. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show meets a Minecraft server. You never know what drama will unfold next!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a giant statue of a potato that grants wishes (but only if you sacrifice a diamond block).
Oh, and did I mention the daily llama races? That’s right, we have llamas racing around a track while players place bets with emeralds. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with more fur and spit.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and entertaining, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a diamond sword for protection. You never know when a llama might challenge you to a duel.