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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 3584 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant mutant chickens, build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “found the faggot” treasure hidden deep within the server, rumored to grant you unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.