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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 1569 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 186 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Animals Bred: | 134 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 13 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Potions Brewed: | 98 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, and engage in epic dance battles with creepers. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server, a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of rabid wolves, and a roller coaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether.
So if you’re ready to embrace your inner looxmaxxxxing retard and have the time of your life, come join us on our insane Minecraft server. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness!