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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 8418 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 |
Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our resident chicken who thinks it’s a duck and insists on swimming in the lava pit. Or how about our friendly creeper who loves giving out hugs (just make sure you have blast protection armor on).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that sings show tunes while you mine. And rumor has it, if you find the secret hidden cave, you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who knows all the juiciest gossip in the Minecraft world.
So come join us on our wacky, wild, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server. Who needs city folk when you can hang out with the truly insane?