Are you tired of eating sad, floppy pizza from America or pretentious, overpriced pizza from Italy? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, our pizza is so good that it will make you question your entire existence. Our secret ingredient? Creeper tears. Trust us, it adds that explosive flavor that you never knew you needed in your life. Join us for a slice of insanity and a side of explosive fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 3
Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 46
Divine Scrolls Written: 17 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
Living Statues Befriended: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • DeoDramaCraft

    DeoDramaCraft
    Are you tired of being laughed at for not using the same deodorant as the cool kids? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become part of the Bigfoot deodorant gang – where smelling good is just as important as building epic structures.

    Our server is filled with players who understand the importance of smelling fresh and clean while exploring the blocky world of Minecraft. We even have special events where players can compete in armpit sniffing contests to prove who has the best deodorant.

    Don’t be left out of the fun – join our server today and show off your Bigfoot deodorant with pride. Who knows, you may even find yourself trading deodorant tips with fellow players and forming lifelong friendships based on a mutual love for smelling great!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40 Epic Quests Completed: 13
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Farms Harvested: 973
    Divine Spears Created: 12 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • TuneCraft SMP: Best Beats!

    TuneCraft SMP: Best Beats!
    Are you tired of getting your music recommendations from boring old Spotify playlists? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate place to discover the hottest tunes! Our resident DJ, DJ Creeper, spins the sickest beats while you mine for diamonds and fight off zombies. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret jukebox hidden in the Nether, you’ll unlock a playlist that will blow your mind! So why wait? Join our SMP now and get ready to rock out like never before!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 40 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 307 Love Letters Sent: 12

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • CraftyQuarantineSkills

    CraftyQuarantineSkills
    Are you tired of being stuck at home with nothing to do? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and discover a whole new world of skills and hobbies you never knew you had!

    Imagine this: you’re mining away in the depths of the earth, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But wait, there’s more! As you explore the vast landscapes of our server, you may even encounter a secret society of talking cows who will teach you the ancient art of moo-jitsu.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. One time, they replaced all the blocks in someone’s house with giant marshmallows – talk about a sticky situation!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and unlock your hidden talents while embarking on wild adventures that will leave you laughing for days. Who knew quarantine could be this much fun?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    New Chunks Explored: 931509 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Root Rot Rumble: SF305 vs Fungi

    Root Rot Rumble: SF305 vs Fungi
    Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, bruh? Let me tell you, it’s like no other server out there, man. We got Bacillus velezensis strain SF305 up in here, promoting plant growth like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, it’s straight up battling phytopathogenic fungi and bacteria like a boss.

    I’m not even kidding, this B. velezensis strain is like the superhero of the server, taking down red root rot disease of rubber trees left and right. It’s like watching a Marvel movie, but in Minecraft form, yo. So if you wanna be part of this epic battle for plant growth supremacy, you gotta join this server, like, right now. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get ready to rumble, Minecraft style!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • SableCraft Revived

    SableCraft Revived

    Community focused Faction/Survival-Claim server with custom world and structure generation. Heavy focus on lore and mythos throughout the server.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Divine Scrolls Written: 21
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • DryNetwork

    DryNetwork

    hey we at DryNetwork want more players on the server so join it apply in disocrd and play with us

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 83 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 21 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50 Epic Battles Fought: 8

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Celeleb’s Crafty Minecraft Server

    Celeleb’s Crafty Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, rainbow-colored sheep, and talking creepers. It was like a Minecraft acid trip, but in the best way possible.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rides around on a giant chicken. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob in a PvP battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can journey to the Nether on our server and face off against the fearsome Ender Dragon… who just so happens to be wearing a top hat and monocle. It’s a battle for the ages, my friend.

    So come join us on Celeleb and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what crazy adventures and wacky characters you’ll encounter along the way!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 12

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • AI Limit Minecraft SMP Demo

    AI Limit Minecraft SMP Demo
    Welcome to Another Chinkino, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our spawn point is a giant chicken wearing a sombrero riding a llama. Need I say more?

    But wait, there’s more! Our community events include llama races, where you have to navigate through a maze while riding a llama blindfolded. The winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for eternity.

    We also have a secret underground disco party room where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. Just watch out for the creeper DJ, he tends to explode when he drops the beat too hard.

    And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and zombie villagers that break out into spontaneous dance battles. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

    So come on down to Another Chinkino and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world? Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your diamond armor is covered in tears of joy.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Enchantments Applied: 62 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • SisterWifeWeddingCraft

    SisterWifeWeddingCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further than our server!

    Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this story. Build your own virtual family with other players, navigate through complex relationships, and deal with drama just like in real life (minus the cancer and affairs, of course).

    Who needs therapy when you can escape into our Minecraft world and experience all the chaos and craziness you could ever imagine? Join now and let the drama unfold!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Towns Built: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • LoveStoppedMinecraftSMP

    LoveStoppedMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of mining diamonds alone in the dark? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the only way to show your love is by building the most epic heart-shaped base for your crush? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with love potions, heart-shaped explosions, and romantic battles against mobs. Who needs love letters when you can send your crush a virtual diamond sword engraved with your undying affection?

    So, if you’re ready to test your love in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might just find your soulmate in a creeper mask.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 149 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • NostalgicCraft2016

    NostalgicCraft2016
    Remember the good ol’ days of 2016 when Harambe was still alive and everyone was obsessed with fidget spinners? Well, this Minecraft server will transport you back to that magical time! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, nostalgia, and pixelated adventures.

    Our server is so lit that even Harambe himself would want to play here. We have custom mini-games like “Fidget Spinner Frenzy” where you can battle it out with other players using your trusty spinner. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo filled with pixelated gorillas!

    But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive skins of all your favorite 2016 icons like Salt Bae, the Mannequin Challenge, and even the infamous Dress (is it blue and black or white and gold?). Join us now and relive the glory days of 2016 in the most epic Minecraft server ever created!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Farms Harvested: 944
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Finger Fumble Craft

    Finger Fumble Craft
    hey u, yea u, do u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well buckle up buttercup cuz dis server is gonna blow ur mind like a creeper in a TNT shop!

    we got pigs that can fly, chickens that do the macarena, and cows that can do backflips. yea, u heard me right, BACKFLIPS.

    but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where all the cool kids hang out and plot world domination. u wanna be a part of dat? of course u do!

    oh and did i mention we have a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? yea, u can ride that bad boy while dodging lava and zombie pigmen. it’s a thrill ride like no other!

    so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for urself. just remember, always use ur right index finger for everything, even if it doesn’t make sense. trust me, it’s the key to success in dis wacky world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 16
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Farms Harvested: 267
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Chariz

    Chariz

    Server for those looking to play with friends using voice chat, tpa, etc. And it also includes berock players

    Note: server beta! Leave your feedback on discord/help: https://discord.gg/zqAbDxurWD

    But in the future this server will be improved, thank you for your preference on our server

    Optional version from 1.9 to 1.21.1 I hope you like it and if something is missing from the server just let us know on discord

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 45 Treasure Maps Found: 8
    Love Letters Sent: 16 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Void Gems Collected: 34
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 11
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Pixel Forest Minecraft Server

    Pixel Forest Minecraft Server
    Welcome to Saint Mori Calliope, the most epic Minecraft server in the Imperium of Man! Join us as we battle against the forces of chaos and build our empire in the name of the Emperor!

    Reasons to join: 1. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant golden statue of Calliope, the goddess of Minecraft herself. She will protect you from any griefers or creepers that dare to come near. 2. Our community is made up of the bravest warriors and the most skilled builders in all the land. Together, we will conquer all who oppose us. 3. Our server events are legendary. From epic PvP battles to treasure hunts in the Nether, there is never a dull moment on Saint Mori Calliope. 4. Rumor has it that buried deep within the server is a secret dungeon filled with rare loot and powerful weapons. Only the most daring adventurers can hope to uncover its secrets. 5. And if you’re lucky, you may even catch a glimpse of the elusive Herobrine, who is said to roam the server at night, haunting those who dare to cross his path.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Saint Mori Calliope and become a legend in the Imperium of Man!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Magic Items Found: 5830 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Hawk TUAH Minecraft SMP Ludwig von Misesian Austrian Girl

    Hawk TUAH Minecraft SMP Ludwig von Misesian Austrian Girl
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between Hawk Tuah girl and Ludwig von Misesian, fighting it out over their economic ideologies while building pixelated empires. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell in this wacky world where even the chickens have secret alliances. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a server experience that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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