LonelyCraft SMP: Oops! | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and experience the most hilarious and outrageous moments you’ll ever have in Minecraft.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Or maybe you’re out exploring and you come across a village where all the villagers have formed a synchronized swimming team in a pond. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “Build Battle: Extreme Edition” where players have to build the craziest and most outrageous structures they can think of. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a giant toilet made entirely out of diamond blocks.

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness a group of chickens performing a Shakespearean play or participate in a llama race where the finish line is guarded by a giant zombie in a tutu? Don’t miss out on the madness – join us today and let the hilarity ensue!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	207	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MegaMine Server

NO LAG! SUPER FAST!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Farms Harvested:	347
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

ScavengerCraft

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mines Excavated:	4914	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

OPCraft

Join OP-Craft DROP PARTY EVERY DAY! Owner:GoldenBrand Join now

Unban:$5 God Armour:$10 God Weapon:$3 God Tools:$3

Donate to: [email protected]

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	153	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

THE GRID

Creative

We are a creative minecraft server with an emphasis on freedom. Build to your hearts content without the worry of griefers or server wipes. 99.9% uptime, no lag and no whitelist! Our friendly community of builders encourage maturity and mutual respect. Pass your initiation as a Builder rank and enjoy utter freedom when you become part of the Architect and Dreamer team!

Check out our screenshots: http://is.gd/Y2Q91x

Worlds: Spawn – Our servers go-to place to hang out; built by our own community. Trial – Prove your worth and show off your creativity in a PlotMe map! The Grid – Main world for Architects Outer Space – Space world for Architects Flatlands – Plot world for Architects The Earth: 1:1500 scale map of the Earth VS and WE Training: VoxelSniper and WorldEdit training ground for Dreamer ranked players

Plugins: Essentials, Multiverse, PlotMe, WorldGuard, CoreProtect, SimpleBackup, McBans, NoCheatPlus, Dynmap, Shortify, Wireless Redstone, Travel Portals, Citizens, Chairs, Sponge Trampolines, Item Stay, Pick Boat, Mudders Milk, Custom Music, ThunderPlus and much more!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Buildings Constructed:	31

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MortalPVP | 24/7 Factions

So, Let’s get this straight, I’m not one of those stupid guys who go “Hey guys! Josh here! And today im showing you how this server is unique!” No. Stop Josh, Just stop. NO server is unique, We all use the same plugins and essentially act the same. Players make a server, not plugins. We have a pretty small yet Decent community with a decent website (WIP) and some Cool plugins like shops and so on (The usual) But if you are sitting here reading this, I’m guessing you’re pretty damn bored, Some hop on the server. Maybe you will learn something new maybe not, But i wager it’s better than sitting here reading endless PMC posts.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MinecraftMalta

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games

★★ 5 Servers – 1 IP ★★ ➝ JOIN NOW! ✔ ➝ 24/7 ✔ ➝ 24GB RAM ✔ ➝ 200 slots ✔ ➝ NO LAG ✔ ➝ Non Premium Players Allowed ✔ ➝ Economy ✔ ➝ GamesRoom (PvP, PvE, Parkour, etc.) ✔ ➝ Factions ✔ ➝ Plots ✔ ➝ Friendly Staff ✔ ➝ VIPs ✔ ➝ Many features and more coming! ✔ ★ https://www.facebook.com/MinecraftMalta ★

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Titan

Welcome to Titan,

This is a Factions PvP server at its finest. The server is just starting again and is welcoming new players into the server.

Voting here and the other lists we are on (links on our forums) you ear 5 diamonds and 1 Enchant Point

What are Enchant Points? They allow you to use the shop to customize what enchantments are on your items. Want an Unbreaking sword? done. Want a Sharpness Steak? done. Anything goes in that shop.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Devil’s Minecraft

Welcome to Devil’s PvP!

Devil’s PvP invites you to join us today!

Defeat enemies in massive pvp battles and defend your land.

Create a faction and make it the most powerful on the server.

Ally with fellow friends and form massive armies to take down all opposition.

Or have some fun by participating in the lottery and auctions!

Relax and join spleef, boxing, mob arena!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8066	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Infinicraft

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Survival Games

Check out our website at http://infinicraft.net

Join the Infinicraft network! Home of unique games like War Games, InfiniSG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

Join the Infinicraft Network Today!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

TekkLads MC

Awsome Server To join Create Factions Play around with friends and get 3 people for 10 diamonds 😀

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftINC

CraftINC Is A Whitelist Build Server For The Best Of builders We Strive To Build A Great Community And Great stuff, And A Great Time While We Do

Apply For Whitelist: http://craftinc.enjin.com/ ip: Craftinc.mcph.co:26075

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Nathans Simple Survival

Survival

Introduction Welcome to Simple Survival! A community based server built on quality service and an Almost Vanilla Experience. Almost, you say? Here at Simple Survival, we try to provide the best survival experience possible, but at the same time, allowing our members to have a little more freedom. Instead of a pure vanilla server where a player may be prone to griefing and stealing, we have installed a few backend plugins so you won’t have to worry. McMMO gives the server a simple non-invasive skill system that provides goals for the players and allows for competition. At Simple Survival, we hope to provide the friendliest and most mature community for your Minecraft Multiplayer needs.

PLEASE APPLY THROUGH OUR WEBSITE. APPLICATIONS WILL BE ACCEPTED WITHIN AN HOUR.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Phobos PVP

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Supporting 1.8.1-1.8.7 clients Hand Drawn Customs Biomes Map! Raid, kill, grief, steal, betray, smash, burn.. We aren’t hosted at mcpro-whatever like most servers… We host ourselves from a state-of-the-art data center in Atlanta, GA. IP: server.phobospvp.com Website http://phobospvp.com Also, forget just TNT… Grenades Flashbangs Creeper Eggs Napalm and even NUKES to wreck other Factions. Raid, kill, grief, steal, betray, smash, burn… Or just frikkin’ nuke it all. The Machine: We aren’t hosted at mcpro-whatever like most servers… We host ourselves on a machine with: 4x Intel(R) Xeon(R) CPU E5-2690 0 @ 2.90GHz cores | 16GB of memory | Run from SSD with custom HDD backups 2x daily. Hosted from a state-of-the-art data center in Atlanta, GA.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Love Letters Sent:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Animals Bred:	175

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Escapecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magic Items Found:	8195	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

qubecraft

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.