Lonely Virgin Boomers Minecraft SMP

banned, billionaires, Bleak, Boomers, chuds, controversial, controversial opinions, Defending, Discord, fake sport, internet culture, lonely, Minecraft, Online Community, Raiders, reddit, Seething, smp, social outcasts, TOXIC, Virgin, wrestling

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1557
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8302	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Forget about lonely virgin boomers and chuds, we’ve got a community of absolute legends who were banned from Reddit and Discord for being too spicy to handle.

Join us as we embark on epic quests to defend our favorite billionaires in a virtual world where anything is possible. Build your own empire, battle against rival factions, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the universe (or just find some diamonds, whatever floats your boat).

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of misfits who are just as obsessed with a fake sport as you are? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can drop some seriously epic loot if you dare to challenge it.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and come join us on the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Vexius Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6710
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	New Chunks Explored:	538427
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Vexius.org

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	168
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Potions Brewed:	26	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

play.petalcraft.fun

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6559
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	39
Towns Built:	7	New Chunks Explored:	12159
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

crescenta.secure.pebble.host

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5569
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

mc.hycraft.us

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1772
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Runes Activated:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

nocheatsmc.com

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9172
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

play.hellominers.com

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2612
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Crops Grown:	5398	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mines Excavated:	2473	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

play.pokesplash.org

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8028
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

familymc.xyz

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4457
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	131	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Farms Harvested:	200
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Dragon Eggs Found:	5290	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

cratesmp.xyz

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7535
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Alien Abductions:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

104.37.188.195

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5534
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Dimension Hops:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

play.pixelearth.org:25600

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9493
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Farms Harvested:	380
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

ldp.scmain.com

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1759
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Gods Slained:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	7

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

play.zonazeromc.com

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4779
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Animals Bred:	67	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

play.ventoxmc.com

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	913
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	2274	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

mc.bucketry.net