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| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 5301 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
are you tired of playing on boring minecraft servers where everyone ignores you like a piece of rotten meat? well, come join our server where we promise to never listen to anything you say! you’ll feel right at home with our community of deaf players who couldn’t hear you even if they tried!
we have a special feature where every time you try to build something, a giant chicken will come and destroy it just for fun! it’s like playing a game of chicken with, well, a chicken!
oh, and did we mention the secret underground dungeon filled with dancing llamas? they’ll boogie down with you all night long until the sun comes up and you realize you’ve been partying with llamas this whole time!
join our server today for a wild and wacky adventure you’ll never forget (even if you try)!
