LOLZYCraft: Putin’s Army Sucks

aggression, Army, Conflict, Corruption, Defense, dogshit, Failure, Incompetence, inefficiency, leadership, LOLZYCraft, Military, Politics, power, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, SUCKS, Technology, Training, Weakness, weapons

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7991
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Void Gems Collected:	39	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the chaos and madness of Russia’s military being total dogshit! But don’t worry, that just means all the fun is happening here instead.

Join us for epic battles where the only strategy is to run around like a headless chicken. Build your base surrounded by glitchy blocks that will randomly disappear, keeping you on your toes at all times.

Our server is also home to the legendary Slap Fight Tournament, where players compete in epic duels using nothing but their bare hands. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual high five from a pixelated unicorn.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other – just watch out for those exploding ghosts!

CraftingLifeLessons

CraftingLifeLessons, Experience, growth mindset., hindsight, lesson learned, life advice, life changing, life journey, life lessons, Life skills, life transformation, life-changing experiences, personal development, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-realization, wisdom

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1309
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3421	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Have you ever learned a life-changing lesson too late, like not realizing that creepers explode when you get too close in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we offer a crash course in creeper evasion techniques! Join us and learn how to outsmart those sneaky green baddies before they blow up your precious creations. Trust us, it’s a lesson you won’t want to learn the hard way again! So come join us for some explosive fun and epic adventures.

Epic Adventure 1.21.1

1.21.1, Absurd, Adventure, BIZARRE, bonkers, crazy, eccentric, Epic, INSANE, Just insane, loony, Ludicrous, Mind Blowing, nuts, off the wall, offbeat, Outrageous, Ridiculous, UNBELIEVABLE, Wacky, whacky, Wild, zany

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6882
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Yo, bros, listen up! This Minecraft server is like, totally off the charts crazy!

We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!

Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!

YEAH WE BLACK PEOPLE Minecraft SMP

activism, African American, Black, black people, civil rights, Community, culture, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, equality, heritage, History, Identity, inclusion, Minecraft, Minority, people, Race, resilience, smp, social justice, solidarity, Struggle, yeah

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4947
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of black people decided to create the most epic Minecraft server ever. And let me tell you, it was LIT! We’re talking diamond armor for days, nether fortresses conquered in record time, and creeper explosions that would make even the most seasoned player say “dang, that’s impressive.” So why should you join? Because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we slay Minecraft. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s show the world what we black people can do in this blocky world!

OligarchDoom2025 Minecraft SMP

2025, billionaires, Business, China, Corruption, Economy, Europe, Future, Global, influence, investigations, Minecraft, OligarchDoom2025, oligarchs, Politics, power, Risk, russia, sanctions, smp, united states, wealth, Wealthy

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1590
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Holy Grails Found:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you, this server is like no other! We got crazy builds, insane redstone contraptions, and a community full of absolute legends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.

And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

PixelFateCraft

butterfly effect, consequential choices, Decision making, impactful choices, impactful decisions, life altering decisions, life changing, life-altering, life-changing choices, life-changing decision, life-changing moment, pivotal decision, pivotal moments, PixelFateCraft, significant choices, small choices big impact, small choices matter, small decision, transformative choices, transformative decisions, turning point

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9849
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Enchantments Applied:	180	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Ores Mined:	2942	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server and make decisions that will change your virtual life forever! One player decided to build a tiny dirt hut as a joke, but it ended up becoming the most epic castle in all the land. Another player accidentally punched a chicken and it led to an all-out war between the players and the feathered foes. Who knows what crazy choices you’ll make on our server that will lead to unforgettable adventures and hilarious mishaps! So come join us and see where your decisions will take you in this wacky world of blocky madness!

Whispering Tides Retreat 1.21.4

1.21.4, All Silent Souls Can Sing, Android, Carnevale’s Prologue, codes, Convene Tracker, Download, Each Choice You Made, egs, emotes, Events, friends list, Ios, Map, Media Contents, News, patch notes, Resonator Showcase, Retreat, Rewards, Rinascita, story cinematics, Surrender or Die, TGA 2024, The Ultimate Truth, Tides, Timeline, Version 1.4, version 2.0, When the Night Knocks, whispering, windows, wuthering waves, Xiangli Yao, Yinlin

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7130
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Endless Night Skies:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5648
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of craziness! Imagine Surrender or Die, The Ultimate Truth, and All Silent Souls Can Sing – that’s the vibe of this server! Plus, they got events like Pincer Maneuver Warriors II and Depths of Illusive Realm – it’s like a rollercoaster of insanity! And don’t even get me started on the emotes, bro, they’re gonna blow your mind! So what are you waiting for? Dive into this wacky world of Wuthering Waves and question your existence, man!

Rich Arab Sheikh Minecraft SMP Pumping One Billion

arab, billion, billionaire influence, college football, financial backing, financial influence, football clubs, Foreign Ownership, global sports, international sports, Minecraft, nil, pumping, Rich, rich Arab sheikh, Sheikh, smp, soft power, sports economics, sports finance, sports industry, sports investment, sports management, sports marketing, sports sponsorship, team acquisition, team ownership

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8269
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even rich Arab sheikhs are getting in on the action! Join us for a chance to build your own empire and flex your financial muscles like never before. Who needs college football programs when you can dominate the virtual world with your wealth?

Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.

So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, bridezilla, celebration, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Drama, Etiquette, Event, family, guest list, Kids, Minecraft, Mother, parenting, relationships, Server, sibling, sister, Support, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	195
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no family drama like this wedding fiasco! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and no guilt trips from your sister.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.

Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.

So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?

Gifts4Grief

broken man, comforting gifts, customized gifts, DIY gifts, gift basket ideas, gift cards, Gift ideas, Gifts4Grief, handmade gifts, healing gifts, inspirational gifts, meaningful gifts, personalized gifts, practical gifts, relaxation gifts, self help books, self-care gifts, sentimental gifts, thoughtful gifts, unique gifts, wellness gifts

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2768
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!

And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9651
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4742
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	981
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	238
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6303
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3747
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6520
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Buildings Constructed:	13	Zombie Dances:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Animals Bred:	59
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!