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Crafty Culture Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old countries that rely on culture to stay afloat? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We don’t give a hoot about culture, we’re all about chaos and mayhem! Join us and watch as our virtual country crumbles before your very eyes. From our debt-ridden economy to our lackluster international reputation, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why waste your time on boring old France when you can join us and experience the thrill of watching everything fall apart in spectacular fashion? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Towns Built:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Alien Abductions:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

The Lonely Llama – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the mythical “Diamond Bacon,” and secret underground dance parties with creepers. Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who are trying to take over the world? Yeah, it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and join the chaos on ONE. DREAM. (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any llama-induced nightmares)

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SecondJobSteve’sServer

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value loyalty and dedication…unlike Dave, the employee who got fired for doing work for another job while on the clock! Join us and you won’t have to worry about someone stealing time from us to build their second job empire.

Our server is a place where you can focus on one thing and one thing only – building epic structures, exploring vast lands, and battling fierce mobs. No multitasking allowed here, unless you count mining for diamonds while fending off creepers!

So come join us and leave your side gigs at the door. We promise you won’t get fired for trying to juggle multiple jobs while playing on our server. Plus, who needs a second job when you can make a living selling virtual goods in Minecraft? It’s the ultimate work-from-home opportunity!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MilkTierMinecraftSMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we debate the important questions like what tier milk would be on a drinks tier list! Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and heated discussions about the most random topics.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground cow kingdom where the cows have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stop their dairy-filled revolution?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for the elusive Golden Udder, said to grant the finder unlimited milk for life. So come on, join our wacky Minecraft SMP and let the milk debates begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

LottoLlamaCraft

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Imagine winning the lotto and being able to shout it out to the whole world on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to brag about your newfound riches to all your virtual friends. Who needs real-life celebrations when you can throw a virtual party with unlimited diamonds and emeralds? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually built on a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and start living your best virtual life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Ores Mined:	4840
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Brink of Bald Ibis: Northern Revival

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Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Blocky Banter – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the admins are so cool they wear invisible hats! Join us for a chance to team up with Regis Altare, the YouTuber who once built a castle out of diamond blocks in under an hour.

But wait, there’s more! Meet Axel Syrios, the Twitter sensation who once tamed a dragon with nothing but a carrot. And don’t forget about Gavis Bettel, who can mine obsidian with his eyes closed.

On our server, you’ll encounter Machina X Flayon, the redstone wizard who can create working computers in-game. And let’s not forget Banzoin Hakka, the master builder who once recreated the entire city of Atlantis underwater.

But that’s not all! Join us and you’ll have the chance to team up with Jurard T Rexford, the dino-loving gamer who once rode a T-Rex into battle. And who could forget Goldbullet, the YouTuber who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most epic adventures Minecraft has to offer. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Falling into the Void:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Cigarette Smoking Minecraft SMP Guy

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Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll see more than just a black guy smoking a cigarette – you’ll see llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing top hats, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide! Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself is like “whoa, that’s too crazy for me!” Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond block hidden in the Nether, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some meme-worthy memories together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dimension Hops:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4322	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SurgeryCraft – CancelledTrip

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Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life like this poor Redditor! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without any guilt trips from family members.

We promise no one will call you selfish for choosing to hang out with your friends in-game instead of attending your mom’s surgery. Plus, there’s no need to reschedule your trip – we’ll always be here for you, no matter what crazy family drama comes your way.

So come join us and enjoy some stress-free Minecraft fun! Who needs emotional connections with parents when you have a virtual world to escape to?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Freebies4U Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for a chance to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and even participate in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant (spoiler alert: she always wins)! Plus, we offer free diamond armor to all new players because why not? So come on, join us and experience the wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	462	Dimension Hops:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Enchantments Applied:	137	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftyCravings

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you can eat is virtual bread? Well, on our server, we have a special plugin that allows you to eat any food you can think of! That’s right, whether you’re craving a juicy burger or a decadent slice of cake, you can chow down to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Food Fight Arena, where players battle it out using only the power of food! Imagine hurling a giant meatball at your opponent or smacking them with a giant slice of watermelon. It’s messy, it’s chaotic, and it’s absolutely hilarious.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to the next level and indulge in some epic food fights, come join us on our server! Just be sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

TaurusMissileMadness

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so, liek, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, our server is so lit that even the german minister is breakin ranks just to play on it! yea, u heard me right, the german foreign minister annalena baerbock is all about supportin ukraine and long-range missiles, but she also can’t resist the urge to build epic structures and mine diamonds on our server.

u know it’s gotta be good if even the chancellor olaf scholz is like, “woah, annalena, why u spendin so much time on that minecraft server instead of runnin the country?” but annalena is just like, “bro, u don’t understand the power of this server. the community is lit, the mods are on point, and the survival mode is so intense, it’s like a real-life political drama but with creepers and endermen.”

so, if u wanna be part of the action, join our server now! build a castle, fight off zombies, and maybe even catch a glimpse of annalena baerbock causin chaos in the virtual world. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Sad News Minecraft Server: PlayStation Is Dying

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more profitable than Playstation? Look no further! Our server makes more money than Nintendo and Xbox combined – we’re basically rolling in diamonds over here. And if you join now, we’ll even throw in a free virtual pet dragon that breathes fireballs made of pure profit. So come on over and start building your way to financial success – just watch out for creepers trying to steal your cash!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

DFT – Minecraft SMP: Discord Fappy Talky

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, we also talk about our weirdest fetishes and have group jerk off sessions!

Join our High Elf Edition server and get ready for some truly magical experiences. Ever wanted to roleplay as a sexy elf while discussing your kinkiest desires? Look no further, because we’ve got you covered.

Our community is full of like-minded individuals who are always up for a good time. Whether you’re into tentacle hentai or furry roleplay, you’ll find someone here who shares your interests.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on /dft/ – Discord Fappy TalkyPost and let the fun begin! Just be prepared for some wild adventures and maybe even some unexpected surprises along the way.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3075	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

NoRegretsMinecraftSMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a house entirely out of diamond blocks. Sounds cool, right? Wrong. Turns out, diamond blocks are actually cursed and anyone who builds with them gets turned into a chicken for eternity. So now, every time you log onto the server, you’ll see a chicken frantically trying to type in the chat with its little chicken claws. Trust me, you don’t want to end up like that guy. So unless you want to spend your days clucking away, stay far, far away from our Minecraft SMP.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4