LOLcrafters Anonymous | New Minecraft Servers 2024

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT DIAMONDS AS BIG AS YOUR MOM’S MEATLOAF! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA CHA SLIDE!

ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN SING OPERA! IF YOU JOIN, YOU MIGHT EVEN RUN INTO A LEPRECHAUN RIDING A UNICORN!

AND DON’T EVEN GET US STARTED ON THE SECRET UNDERGROUND TREASURE ROOM FILLED WITH GOLDEN APPLES AND ENCHANTED ARMOR!

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND JOIN THE WACKIEST, WILDEST, AND MOST WONDERFUL MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! LOL!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	65246	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Void Gems Collected:	31	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

FireMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

FireMC is a unique Minecraft server that centers around the concept of lifesteal. This means that players have the ability to steal health from their enemies when they successfully land hits on them in combat.With 2 active owners who are dedicated to providing a high-quality gaming experience, FireMC is always bustling with activity. The server is designed to be both challenging and rewarding, with a balanced mix of PvP and PvE gameplay.Players can join the server at the IP address “firemc.mcplay.eu” and will find a range of different game modes to choose from. Whether you’re a fan of survival, creative mode, or something in between, there’s something for everyone on FireMC.The server also features a variety of custom plugins and mods that have been carefully selected to enhance the gameplay experience. From unique weapons and armor to special abilities and enchantments, players will find plenty of new and exciting features to explore.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Cradle of Civilizations

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

USE WHITELISTING-LINK TO JOIN!Cradle of Civilizations is a JAVA open world RPG since 2021.The Cradle focuses on roleplay, world-building and lore. We have created perhaps the best Open World RPG ever realized by Minecraft. Create or join your new nation in a medieval-inspired fantasy setting, make war on your enemies, use shrewd diplomacy or bend the economy too your iron will… All is possible in the Cradle of Civilizations…– VoiceChat Supported (Fabric Loader Required) – Texture Pack (Optifine required) – We use +70 plugins to enhance your gameplay. – Events, World bosses, and much more…

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Buildings Constructed:	18
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Farms Harvested:	776
Players Killed by Monsters:	4165	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Farms Harvested:	626	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Buildings Constructed:	34	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Zombie Dances:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SynthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Void Gems Collected:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Animals Bred:	124	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	768455	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	8621	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MineClassic

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

Welcome to the MineClassic Network. In versions 1.20+, we offer minigames such as Survival Games, KitPvP (with progression, abilities, perks, etc.) and our unique gamemode Platshot!Join now at play.mineclassic.org

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Towns Built:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	42	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

KronosMC

Economy, Survival

KronosMC is a minecraft server that was made by 3 College students who enjoy minecraft and would like to build a community by bringing as many players into 1 server as possible. KronosMC was created in December 2022 and is constantly being updated to give players a different playstyle to minecraft. As of right now there is only one single mode which is survival multiplayer which is an open world survival mode with claims,quests,friends and much more. We are still working on the server as of right now so do expect to see some regular updates in our discord server which will also be where all the server announcements will be. We will be creating more gamemodes in the future of KronosMC but as of now we will be focusing on the survival mode as our main focus. Hopefully we will be seeing you on the server soon, have a good day!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

ProsperityCraft

Survival

Welcome to Prosperity Craft – A Unique Survival ExperienceEmbark on an extraordinary journey in the world of Prosperity Craft, where survival meets innovation! Our server is carefully crafted to provide players with a distinct and engaging experience, blending the classic elements of Minecraft survival with a touch of custom features that set us apart.Community-driven Events: Join our thriving community in regular events and challenges. From building competitions to epic boss battles, there’s always something exciting happening on Prosperity Craft.Rank Progression System: Ascend the ranks on Prosperity Craft and unlock exclusive perks and privileges. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned survivor, our carefully designed rank system rewards dedication and skill.Land Claim and Player Protection: Secure your territory with our land claim system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from harm. Collaborate with other players or venture out as a lone survivor—it’s your world to shape. Enhanced Survival Mechanics: Experience survival like never before with carefully tuned gameplay mechanics. Join us for a unique and immersive adventure where every decision shapes your journey.Active and Supportive Community: Prosperity Craft is more than just a server; it’s a community of passionate players. Our dedicated staff and friendly community members are always ready to assist and welcome newcomers.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Gempers Place

Survival

Welcome to Gempers Place! We are a semi-vanilla community focused SMP. Learn more about us and what we offer below! Community is Key: At Gemper’s Place, we pride ourselves on fostering a strong and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky landscapes, our community is here to support and guide you. Join forces with fellow players, collaborate on ambitious projects, and partake in exciting events!Vote Crates Galore: Your voice matters, and we reward your dedication with our vote crate system. By casting your vote, you will receive rewards that enhance your Minecraft experience. From rare items to economy related goods, our vote crates ensure that your commitment to our community doesn’t go unnoticed.Bedrock Compatibility: No player is left behind at Gemper’s Place. We’ve seamlessly integrated Bedrock compatibility, bridging the gap between Java and Bedrock Editions. Whether you’re playing on PC, console, or mobile, everyone can join in the fun and contribute to the ever-expanding world we’re building together.Grief Protection: Building your dream creations without the fear of griefing is essential, and Gemper’s Place prioritizes the protection of your hard work. Our advanced grief protection measures ensure a secure environment for players to express their creativity without the worry of malicious interference. Your builds are safe with us!Join us at mc.gempersplaces.net and become a part of our Minecraft community. Discover a server where camaraderie, rewards, compatibility, and protection converge to create an unparalleled gaming experience. The adventure awaits, and we can’t wait to welcome you!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Crown Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Embark on a thrilling adventure at CrownLands, your premier Minecraft destination! Immerse yourself in a dynamic community where your input matters. With frequent updates, captivating quests, and a commitment to player feedback, every moment is tailored for your enjoyment. Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like never before, filled with excitement and endless possibilities. Your journey awaits at CrownLands – where community and gameplay come together to create an unparalleled gaming experience!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	81	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.