LOLcrafters Anonymous | New Minecraft Servers 2024

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT DIAMONDS AS BIG AS YOUR MOM’S MEATLOAF! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA CHA SLIDE!

ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN SING OPERA! IF YOU JOIN, YOU MIGHT EVEN RUN INTO A LEPRECHAUN RIDING A UNICORN!

AND DON’T EVEN GET US STARTED ON THE SECRET UNDERGROUND TREASURE ROOM FILLED WITH GOLDEN APPLES AND ENCHANTED ARMOR!

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND JOIN THE WACKIEST, WILDEST, AND MOST WONDERFUL MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! LOL!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MineFreeze

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Come play MineFreeze, play a unique gamemode rarely seen on Minecraft called generators! Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators. Explore a custom RPG quest line by completing quests and getting rewards. Use farming and fishing to level up, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

King SMP

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

King SMP is a Java and Bedrock Minecraft server. It is run by KingRegNog who streams the SMP twice a week on his Twitch channel.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Sovereign Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Merging a real economy with the digital world of Minecraft with the power of lightning.Imagine a Minecraft world where you can create and build up your own town, city, or nation. Fight in action-packed wars, become a trade empire, and create alliances. Run your own tavern or shop, join a military, become a politician and move up the ranks in a nation all while using and utilizing Bitcoin for everything you do.Prefer the Vanilla experience? We also have an SMP world with claims.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Kimucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

//GRAND OPENING// KIMUCRAFT h a r d c o r e Java and Bedrock served 24/7 1.19+ 0 LagWe have: ◾Dungeons◾Revive◾MobsOP◾Tombs◾Ranks◾Jobs◾Protections◾Economy◾Clans◾Blood Moon◾Pvp on/off◾Daily rewards◾Crates◾Events◾Chill mode to build calmly ◾Warps: Jail, ArenaPvP, ArenaPvE, Store , Boxes,+Invite your friends and you will get rewards. +Active Christmas Event with VIP Reward Rank

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Emeralds Found:	6999	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Zafirocraft Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Join our Minecraft server, the place where fun and adventure never end!Supported version: 1.8 to 1.20.4 Available in Java and Bedrock For premium and non-premium players

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Mines Excavated:	1334	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Love Letters Sent:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Gods Slained:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

GodSpunky

Bedwars, Cross-Play, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Official Minecraft Network Of Spunky Insaan Similar To Hypixel With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Secret Garden

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival

Secret Garden is a community-oriented Minecraft Java SMP server. We strive to create an environment that is friendly, helpful, fun, and safe for all players. The server includes many features to enhance the player experience including basic commands (/rtp, /tpa, /sethome, etc), land claiming, a resource world that gets refreshed regularly, a shop to buy and sell items, deathchests, pets, SlimeFun, custom ender dragons, and free ranks with playtime.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Frenily

Creative, Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Frenily, where the community comes first and the adventure never ends! Our friendly staff is dedicated to creating a fun and welcoming environment for all players. Explore our realistic survival world, complete with states, cities and towns, where you can build, trade and thrive. In Frenily, you’ll find a balance of challenge and reward as you work to survive in the wild. And soon, role-play mechanics will be added to take your experience to the next level. Join our thriving community today and let’s create unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Magic Items Found:	6548	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

TraizelCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Server IP — TraizelCraft.net Port for Bedrock — 2072 Discord — Use code qWssnBP or go to discord.TraizelCraft.netDiscover TraizelCraft!We are a crossplay and crossversion server with RPG and Factions!We feature RPG, Factions, Dungeons, Parkour, Mazes, Custom loot and gear, a vast open world, many custom enemies and bosses to fight, and more.We also do events through our discord and have many more gamemodes to come in the future!Explore | Discover | Conquer | Become Legend

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Ores Mined:	6106
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	306
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Chilltown

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Chilltown isnt just a Minecraft server… its a community. Our inviting and inclusive community is committed to your satisfaction, whether you choose to tread your path alone or cultivate new connections. We are unwavering in our mission to provide an extraordinary experience, consistently introducing fresh content and continuously expanding our offerings. Whether you’re into constructing grand buildings, conquering the sprawling world, or experimenting with intricate redstone creations, we’ve got you covered. The survival experience is taken to the next level with the inclusion of custom mobs, unique armor sets, and a variety of other custom items and biomes, ensuring there’s always something new to collect or discover. Join Chilltown and see what the world has to reveal. Java Edition IP: mcorg.Chilltown.eu

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Animals Bred:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

The jar

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Burken is a swedish survival server with mcmmo and quests. The community is nice and helpful. We do events and competitions sometimes. We also have a few minigame servers, like Arrow Fight and Tower Defense. The regular SMP2/3 servers have no PvP but our Anarchy SMP allows PvP/Grief. We also have a SkyBlock server and a Hardcore SMP server.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Meteorites Collected:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8898
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CastawayMC

Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP

CastawayMC is a hybrid prison server. You awake to find yourself stranded on a mysterious island, and no one seems to remember how they got there. Work your way up through the ranks by gathering resources and trading with villagers in hopes of getting your own personal island paradise!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Villages Defended:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Star Wars Conquest

FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Miners League: Star Wars is a sci-fi, tech modpack based upon a galaxy far, far away. Explore the Star Wars universe on our official server, or solo, and progress through the over 80+ on your way to conquering, or liberating, the universe!Visit our website for a link to the modpack!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Chatty Player NW

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

Our main goal is to offer a playable environment to our players. We strive to provide an environment free of profanity and fraud. We think we can achieve this with both our high-quality management and our systems. Since we are an old server, we are more experienced in many aspects and we have found solutions to most of the mistakes we made in the past, and as I mentioned at the beginning, we are trying to ensure that the players entering the server can have a problem-free game. We hope we were successful.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	30	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

JustVanillaMC

Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: play.justvanillamc.usJustVanillaMC is a vanilla based minecraft server, we are strictly vanilla, we host weekly and weekend Saturday events. We have a well set community as the server has been running 6 years now! We have website and discord which is our main source of communication. We’re always updated to current stable builds! Join our discordhttps://discord.gg/gsWcJWw www.justvanillamc.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”