LOLcraft: ‘Why do creepers wear sunglasses?’

Analysis, CREEPERS, critical thinking, Curiosity, Debunking, doubt, education, Exploration, fact-checking, false beliefs, inquiry, investigation, knowledge, learning, LolCraft, misconceptions, Misinformation, Myths, Questioning, research, skepticism, sunglasses, truth-seeking, wear

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3748
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	New Chunks Explored:	329365

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Why do pigs fly on our server? Because we have a special plugin that gives every pig a pair of wings! Imagine riding a flying pig into battle – talk about making a grand entrance!

Why do diamonds rain from the sky? Because our server has a glitch that causes diamonds to fall from the heavens like glittering hailstones. Who needs to mine when you can just stand outside and collect all the riches you need?

Why do creepers break out into dance parties? Because our server has a funky disco plugin that turns every creeper encounter into a groovy dance-off. Watch out for those explosive moves!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end, come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our unpredictable world.

CoolKidzTable

Factions, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1878
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Farms Harvested:	984
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Embark on an adrenaline-fueled odyssey in our Hardcore Minecraft Server, where every heartbeat echoes with the thrill of danger. Forge your empire in the crucible of survival, where the sun-kissed days give way to treacherous nights teeming with unseen perils. Remember, you possess only three lives – a precious trinity that stands between you and the abyss.In this relentless RPG adventure, alliances are forged and shattered, and your mettle will be tested against the ruthless wilderness. Navigate the shifting landscapes, each step resonating with the echoes of untold dangers and untapped wonders. Traverse vast hills and unearth the secrets concealed within the unexplored biomes that beckon with the promise of both fortune and peril.Engage in a dance of risk and reward as you trade with rival factions or embark on daring raids to seize their spoils. The line between predator and prey is blurred, and every encounter is a high-stakes gamble. The thrill of the chase, the clash of steel, and the pulse of the unknown set the stage for an immersive experience.But beware, for in this unforgiving realm, death is an ever-present specter, and your lives are a finite currency. The choices you make, the battles you wage, and the alliances you forge will shape your destiny. Will you rise to legendary heights or succumb to the relentless forces that seek to claim you?Enter the Hardcore Minecraft world, where survival is not just a game – it’s a heart-pounding, high-stakes adventure that will test the limits of your skill, courage, and cunning. Are you ready to embrace the challenge and write your own tale of conquest and survival? The countdown begins, and the shadows await your every move. May the odds be ever in your favor, and may you carve a legacy that withstands the sands of time. Good luck, and may your journey be as perilous as it is rewarding!

coolkidztable.com

Gemora

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9656
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

A Power gems server! We have magic! Costom world generation! Disclaimer: Powergems plugin was never ment to be like bliss smp please do not mistake!

gemora.my.pebble.host:25588

ReignSMP

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2282
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	13

Welcome to ReignSMP – Where Survival Thrives!Embark on the ultimate survival adventure in our immersive multiplayer Minecraft server – a haven for daring adventurers and crafty survivors! Join ReignSMP and experience survival like never before, where every decision you make shapes your destiny in a vast and untamed world.

198.244.177.73:25696

DoomieMcDoomMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	236
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Dragon Eggs Found:	5725	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Come enjoy the new community, friendly to all ages!Well developed server with a great economy and land plugins!

209.222.97.201

GCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7323
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36

GCraft stands as a bastion within the vast Minecraft community, offering an immersive survival experience that’s as pure as it gets: fully vanilla, fortified with formidable anti-cheat functionalities, and upheld by a thriving, welcoming community. Nestled within the expansive landscapes of Minecraft, GCraft beckons players seeking an authentic, unadulterated survival journey.

104.218.101.26:56640

Sunrise Network

Earth, Hardcore, MCMMO, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8935
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Secret Passages Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

What Are We? SunriseMC is a server that has been in the works for many months now, but has finally come to release. (1.1.2024). This server has a few notable plugins like TownyAdvanced, JobsReborn, and AuctionHouse. However, we have put a large list of plugins and add-ons together that may not be as well known that have built our system from the ground up.What Is Our Idea? Our idea is to create a towny server that isn’t like anything that currently exists for premium Minecraft users, while also having a respectable atmosphere for people of almost all ages to hang out and play. From every block that we place, to every place we create, we make sure that everything that is created is fun, and inviting for everyone.How Do I Join? So, we have noticed some issues when it comes to people joining the server. This is due to the position of the servers hardware and the inability to host the server with better means, which means that player’s pings will be normally high. We are hoping to be able to fix this issue as soon as we can, but sadly will have to just work with it for the time being. If you notice that the Play.Sunrisemc.net IP does not work, please try our U.S IP, which is Fun.Sunrisemc.net. If you still cannot join, please hop onto our discord server (found below) and let us know so we can try to get you onto our server!Have Any Questions? Just come on over and we will be happy to answer all that you have!Discord: https://discord.sunrisemc.net

play.sunrisemc.net

MineFun

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6494
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Dragons Tamed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Ores Mined:	1986
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Secret Passages Found:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

Step into a Minecraft adventure like never before on our Hardcore Server, where survival isn’t just a challenge – it’s a thrill. Picture this: custom crates, each holding the promise of something extraordinary. From game-changing gear to exclusive cosmetics, these crates add an exciting twist to your journey, making every step forward a potential leap toward greatness.And here’s the kicker – an AFK pit designed not just for idle time but to reward you while you’re away. Imagine earning keys effortlessly, ensuring that when you return, there’s a treasure trove waiting for you. It’s the perfect blend of convenience and excitement, making sure your progress doesn’t halt even when life takes you AFK.But it’s not just about the loot. In our world, every action matters. The economy is finely tuned to ensure that the keys you earn hold value. Trade them for in-game currency or use them to unlock the mysteries concealed within those custom crates – the decision is yours, and the possibilities are as vast as the Minecraft landscape itself.This is a journey, and we’re inviting you to be part of its foundation. As a newly launched server, we’re not just creating a gaming environment; we’re crafting a community. Come, be a pioneer, and let’s shape this hardcore realm together. Custom crates, AFK pits, and a myriad of features await – are you ready to dive in and discover what lies beyond? Join us now, and let the adventure unfold naturally, just like the blocks in your favorite game.

play.minefun.xyz:25590

SpiralGN

Cross-Play

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1718
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Void Gems Collected:	40	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
New Chunks Explored:	556917	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Welcome to SpiralGN, the ultimate destination for players seeking the thrill of Minecraft’s Op Gens experience! In the vast and ever-evolving world of Minecraft, SpiralGN stands out as a server dedicated to taking resource generation to a whole new level. At SpiralGN, we’ve crafted a unique and engaging Minecraft experience that centers around the art of overpowered generators (Op Gens). Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky realm, our server offers something for everyone.

spiralgn.net

Crystal Cove SMP

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1026
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	215
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

crystalcove.mcserver.us

Beast Smp

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9121
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5872	Chimeras Created:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

A very great server owned by a idle single owner which has many features in the smp like trade, auction house, shop, leaderboard, etc if not joined join now!! It’s also a crossplay server so poket edition players can also join

beastsmp69.falix.gg:20000

Lotus Cove

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3642
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Come play MInecraft with us at Lotus Cove! We’re a Java server, 1.20.2 fairly new world, lots of unexplored places for you to build in! **server on hard **all are welcome! **Land claims **Public XP farm **Silk spawners **Player shops **Diamond economy **Player heads **Marriage Mart, Cosmetics— no griefing — no stealing from claimed land — no hacking — no toxic behavior

lotuscove.org:25593

camellot

Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7025
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Animals Bred:	152
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Camellot CommunityWelcome to Camellot, a community with a nice team. Our server runs on version 1.20.1 and uses a minimum of plugins that do not affect the game too much. We are among the so-called Semi-Vanilla servers.What we offerBoth original and non-original Minecraft players can join. We offer you an active admin and moderator team, hourly and local backups using the CoreProtect plugin.Peace and relaxation playingWe are able to track down, punish and restore all damages to their original state, from the destruction of blocks, the theft of chests to the slaughtered animals. All this with a guarantee of two months from the expiry of the grief.

play.camellot.eu

LU7 Creative

Creative, Parkour

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5840
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Join LU7 Creative – Your Dream Minecraft Server!Why join LU7 Creative?> Unleash Your Creativity: No more pay-to-win nonsense! Build and create without limits on our unique, custom-made server!> Endless Plots: Start with a MASSIVE 300×300 plot, and when it’s full of wonders, get another one! No limit to your creativity! > Mind-Blowing WorldEdit: Enjoy (almost…) unrestricted access to WorldEdit commands with a generous 100,000 block change limit! > Everything’s FREE: No stores, no paywalls! All players have access to EVERYTHING without spending a cent!

lu7creative.net

ValhallaMC

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8969
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6751	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	285	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	481

plus.valhallamc.io

The Nest SMP

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5530
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Zombie Dances:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Void Armor Forged:	17	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Looking for a welcoming oasis in the vast Minecraft universe? Look no further!Join The Nest SMP today and experience Minecraft at its finest—an inclusive and vibrant community that celebrates diversity and offers endless possibilities for every player.

mso.thenestsmp.com