LOLcraft: The server where everything is a joke, even the name! Join us at /TDS/ for a wild ride!

Board, fitting, Join, JOKE, LolCraft, point, RENAME, Ride, Server, tds, Wild

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1063
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	183
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This place is so wild, it should be renamed “/TDS/” (Totally Deranged Server) because that’s just how insane things get here.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is a giant disco ball surrounded by dancing creepers. It’s a party 24/7 on this server!

2. The mobs here have learned how to breakdance. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie busting out some sick moves.

3. We have a secret underground lair where all the villagers are actually undercover spies. Who knew those little guys had such a dangerous side?

4. Our PvP arena is a giant lava pit surrounded by fluffy pink clouds. It’s like a battle in a dream… a really fiery dream.

So come join us on this wacky adventure and see just how bonkers Minecraft can truly be. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door!

MineLifeMaxed

enjoying life, Life, life fulfillment, life optimization, life purpose, life satisfaction, living a content life, living a fulfilling life, living a happy life, living a joyful life, living a meaningful life, living a purposeful life, living a rich life, living a satisfying life, living fully, living intentionally, living to the fullest., making the most out of every moment, maximizing life, MineLifeMaxed, seizing the day

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7228
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Animals Bred:	179
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the key to unlocking the ultimate LOLZ in your gaming experience! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy quests, wacky characters, and mind-blowing builds.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins will have you laughing until you cry as you navigate through our one-of-a-kind world filled with surprises around every corner.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic events like the annual “Chicken Jousting Tournament” or the “Pig Racing Championships.” And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts where you can win rare items like the elusive “Diamond-Encrusted Potato.”

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living life to the fullest in the most hilarious way possible! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BorderlandsCraft

Allies, Arctic region, BorderlandsCraft, Diplomacy, disagreement, european union, foreign policy, France, germany, global affairs, Greenland, international relations, North Atlantic Treaty Organization, Politics, reactions, sovereign borders, Statements, territorial disputes, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9167
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	23

join our epic minecraft server where we build walls around Greenland to protect our sovereign borders from Trump and his crazy ideas. we have a secret alliance with France and Germany to keep the peace and stop any orange-haired presidents from messing with our virtual world. come join us for some blocky fun and political intrigue!

GeneCraft: SP1 vs KLF5 Battle

177, Accelerate, battle, BELIEF, Cancer, Challenging, Fuel, GeneCraft, Genes, greatly, identify, key, KLF5, long-held, mechanisms, metastasis, scientists, SP1, Specific, suppress, Types, vary

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7174
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Void Gems Collected:	27	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Votes:	2681

so, like, this server is like a crazy lab experiment gone wrong, man. we got 177 genes that are fueling some wild cancer metastasis, like whoa. and get this, we got these 2 key genes, SP1 and KLF5, causing all sorts of chaos. SP1 is like speeding up the metastasis, while KLF5 is trying to keep it in check. it’s like a battle of the genes, dude.

and get this, scientists used to think that metastasis was different for each type of cancer, but not on this server, man. here, it’s all mixed up and crazy. you never know what’s gonna happen next. it’s like a rollercoaster ride of cancer cells and genes, but in a totally fun and wacky way.

so, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s gonna keep you on your toes and make you laugh at the same time, then come join us. who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about cancer genetics along the way. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Buy sell… Minecraft server

Adventure, Buy, Community, Economy, Gaming, marketplace, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Pixelart, RPG, Sell, Server, Shop, Survival, Trading, Virtual Goods

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5530
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Dimension Hops:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Void Armor Forged:	28
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17

I’ll sell, but I won’t buy…

BayanetNew.aternos.me:52879

Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2

#exciting, 1.20.2, 30 minutes, airing soon, Ameku Takao, Anime, Character development, Cliffhanger, countdown, crime solving, detective, investigation, japanese, must watch, Mystery, mystic, new episode, plot twist, Quest, Realm, Suiri Karte, Suspense, Thriller, tv show

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8949
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they have a new episode airing in just 30 minutes! And let me tell you, it’s gonna be LIT AF!

I heard they have the craziest builds, the most epic PvP battles, and the friendliest community ever! Plus, rumor has it that there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons waiting to be explored!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

LuxHealthProblems – Minecraft SMP

access to healthcare, appreciation, Chronic illness, emotional health, Gratitude, health, health problems, Healthcare, LuxHealthProblems, luxury, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, physical health, preventative care, Privilege, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, well-being, wellness

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4007
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Towns Built:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where you can experience the thrill of never having to worry about health problems ever again! That’s right, forget about eating food or avoiding creepers, because on our server, you’re invincible!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful mobs in all of Minecraft. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter on our server. And don’t even get me started on the loot – we’ve got diamonds for days, baby!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

BlockyBizarreQuest

Adventure, bizarre locations, BlockyBizarreQuest, Curiosity, enigmatic places, Exploration, extraordinary discoveries, hidden gems, Mystery, odd exploration, Off the beaten path, outlandish adventures, peculiar places, quirky destinations, strange places, surreal spots, travel, unconventional travel, unique experiences, unusual destinations, Wanderlust

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9135
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Villages Defended:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Have you ever ventured into a dimension where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can explore the wackiest and weirdest places imaginable! From upside-down villages to underwater castles guarded by mermaid skeletons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken or battle against an army of evil llamas plotting to take over the world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious adventures of your Minecraft life!

NatoNoThanks Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, nato, NatoNoThanks, Politics, russia, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, trump, Ukraine, united states, world news

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7924
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	396	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when all of a sudden, Trump pops up in the game and starts sympathizing with the Russian stance against Ukraine joining Nato. Like, what even is happening, right?

But wait, it gets even crazier. Turns out, on this server, you can actually team up with Trump and the Russians to take over the whole Minecraft world. Like, forget about building houses and farming pigs, we’re talking about world domination here, baby!

So, if you’re ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there, where politics and blocky landscapes collide in a hilariously chaotic mess, then come on down and join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a giant Russian bear into battle. Yeah, that’s right, a bear. In Minecraft. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s… well, it’s just plain weird. But hey, that’s what makes it so much fun!

ElonCraft2020: EU Edition

Accountability, Democracy, digital manipulation, Edition, elections, electoral integrity, elon musk, ElonCraft2020, EU Commission, foreign interference, Government, influence, Interference, intervention, Misinformation, Online platforms, political campaigns, Politics, Regulation, social media, tech billionaire, Technology

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4487
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6601
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

so, like, this server is like the COOLEST place to be in Minecraft, like, ever. why, you ask? well, let me tell you. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like, SO many. you can be like a Minecraft billionaire, but in a virtual world.

also, we have this crazy story about how Elon Musk tried to interfere in our elections on the server. yeah, you heard that right. he tried to bribe players with redstone and gold to vote for him as the server president. but don’t worry, we took care of him. let’s just say he’s now banned from the server for life.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. you can ride a pig through the sky like a Minecraft superhero. it’s totally wild.

so, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and action-packed Minecraft server out there, then come on down. we promise you won’t regret it. (unless you’re Elon Musk, then you might regret it a little bit).

Crafty Shield Company

Business protection, Company, company reputation, Company shield, Crafty, Customer advocacy, Customer Assistance, customer care, customer communication, Customer empowerment, customer experience, customer feedback, customer loyalty, customer relations, customer relationship management, Customer retention, customer satisfaction, customer service, Customer service excellence, customer support, Customer trust, Customer-centric approach, shield

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7134
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Divine Spears Created:	22
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Magic Items Found:	4460	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	6

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, like, right now, cuz, like, the customer service is now, like, “company shield” or whatever. like, u won’t even believe the craziness that goes down on this server, it’s like a whole new world of minecraft magic.

we got, like, unicorns and dragons roaming around, and, like, if u find a golden apple, u can ride a rainbow llama into battle. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

plus, the admins on this server are, like, actual wizards. they can, like, turn ur diamond sword into a lightsaber or summon a herd of flying pigs to rain down chaos on ur enemies. it’s, like, so epic.

and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that, like, follows u around and explodes in a shower of confetti instead of blowing up ur stuff. it’s, like, the best deal ever.

so, like, what are u waiting for? join this epic minecraft server now and experience the madness for urself. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Plastic Seafood Adventures

Adventures, clothing, contamination, environmental impact, Fish, Food Safety, health, human health, ingestion, marine life, microplastics, Ocean, packaging, Plastic, plastic particles, plastic pollution, Pollution, research, scientific study, seafood, Shrimp, study

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2410
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	22

lol u ever wanted to eat ur fav seafood dish and also get a side of microplastics? well u in luck cuz our minecraft server offers just that! come join us and experience the thrill of finding tiny particles from clothing, packaging, and other plastic products in ur virtual fish and shrimp! who needs a balanced diet when u can have a side of potential health risks instead? join now for a taste of the future (literally)!

Heather’s Trick-Turning Crew 1.20.5

1.20.5, Abuse, coercion, CREW, criminal activity, criminal behavior, dangerous choices, Deception, Exploitation, exploitation of women, financial control, Friends, heather, Heathers, illegal activities, illegal transactions, Manipulation, MONEY, power dynamics, prostitution, risky behavior, sex work, TrickTurning, vulnerable individuals

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2322
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, Heather and her crew are gonna be there turning tricks and giving away all their money! Like, who needs diamonds when you can have Heather’s cash, amirite? Join now for a wild time and maybe even score some sweet loot from these crazy NPCs! Let’s get this party started, y’all!

CultureCraft SMP: Ego Boost!

Beliefs, Boost, cultural background, cultural influence, culture, CultureCraft, Ego, heritage, Identity, IMPORTANCE, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, smp, Traditions, VALUES

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9838
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mines Excavated:	2397
Meteorites Collected:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Yo, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the most lit server out there, trust me. We got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit. And get this, our community is like a big ol’ family, except instead of family dinners we have epic PvP battles every night.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most insane events, like a chicken jousting tournament and a dance party with creepers. Plus, our culture is off the charts, man. We have our own language made up of Minecraft block names and our own national anthem that’s just a bunch of villagers humming. It’s wild, bro.

So if you wanna boost your self image and become a true Minecraft legend, you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be a total blast, trust me. And remember, diamonds are forever, but friendships made on our server are even more valuable. Peace out, homie!

MineCrafty Breaks

breaks, minecrafty

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9833
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Dragons Tamed:	0

Tired of staring at spreadsheets all day? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build a giant roller coaster that launches you into a pool of lava! Forget about deadlines and meetings, on our server you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can strike it rich and become the ultimate Minecraft millionaire. So what are you waiting for? Quit your job and join us now!

KurskKaboom Minecraft Server

Attack, Brigade, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, explosions, Geopolitics, headquarters, international relations, Kursk, KurskKaboom, Military, military base, Minecraft, russia, Russian Marine Corps, sabotage, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3214
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Runes Activated:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Void Gems Collected:	31	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4670	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where a russian marine corps brigade has headquarters all over kursk and ukraine keeps blowing them up TWICE IN TWO WEEKS like seriously who does that? it’s like a real life action movie but in minecraft form. join us for the chaos and destruction, build your own base and try to survive the explosions. it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers. come on, you know you want to be a part of this insanity. let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the madness.