LOLcraft: The Server Where Creepers Are More Aggressive Than Your Ex

AGGRESSIVE, CREEPERS, frisky, LolCraft, purityfags, relevant metric, Server, Sluts, unceasingly horny

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6899
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

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Simplemon

Economy, Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1023
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Potions Brewed:	163
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server. With Quality League-Tournament-Clan Systems, You Can Join Clans and Participate in Enjoyable Battles in a Black Clover Clans Style System. You can have a good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability. You can replace your stones with another stone such as daily mega, z stones such as Megatakas Ztakas.1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server With our high quality league-tournament-clan systems, you can join in clans like black clover clan recruitment fights and have enjoyful fights. You can have good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability event. You can change your megastones , Z items with the daily /megatakas , /ztakas commands. I know the server is turkish but I could help any english players by myself.

mc.simplemon.online

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5523
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Enchantments Applied:	288	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	18	Runes Activated:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

hardvival.com

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3958
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

domain.mc-mods.xyz

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7331
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

play.sleepycraft.net

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4243
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

funblocks.org

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7016
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

oasiscraftbr.jogar.pro:22999

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7139
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Magic Items Found:	5762	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

craftedsmp.xyz:19132

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9322
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Votes:	1050
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	148	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Play.MythicSMP.com:25575

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6597
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	109	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Love Letters Sent:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

play.aquatic-vanilla.info

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1610
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Love Letters Sent:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

unitednetwork.apexmc.co

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8842
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	251
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Zombie Dances:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

play.mlum.io

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7218
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Enchantments Applied:	152	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	87	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

play.astralium.net

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8289
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Divine Spears Created:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

beanzcraft.apexmc.co

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2641
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	151	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Crops Grown:	1818	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

play.rivlermc.com

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3648
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mines Excavated:	2674
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Villages Defended:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

play.perfectumsmp.online