LolCraft SMP: Childhood LOLs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server out there!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, pranking your friends with exploding chickens, and battling a giant pink unicorn boss (yes, you read that right).

Our community is full of comedians, so get ready to laugh until your sides hurt as we tell jokes, pull pranks, and have dance parties in the middle of the ocean.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you entertained for hours on end, join us now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Meadow SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Meadow SMP is not just any Minecraft Server. It’s a super chill place with plenty of options to make the experience perfectly suited just for you! Enjoy a seamless automatic questing experience! Shape Meadow’s thriving economy with our community. We offer proximity voice chat support for everyone to use! We offer an exclusive feature of dash and double-jump abilities! Stay up-to-date with the latest Minecraft updates.Play on both Java and Bedrock editions.Arena: Kit Pvp / Rank Levels / Multiple MapsLifesteal: Pvp / Quests / Bounties / Land ClaimsSurvival: Pvp / Quests / Land ClaimsBecome a Part of our Welcoming and Wonderful Community – Join us today!IP: meadowsmp.comBedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Runes Activated:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2345

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

AppleMC

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

join applemc.apexmc.co for factions. We have land claiming, crates, voting, ranks, spawners, PVP, raiding, spawners, a GUI shop, factions, and more. mcMMO and custom enchants will be added very soon.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

WestMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to WestMC, where the game gets an upgrade! Immerse yourself in a BRAND NEW 1.20+ Minecraft server that’s not just a server – it’s a destination for a laid-back, fun and engaging SMP gameplay with a twist that’ll keep you hooked!!!Java IP: play.WestMC.net Discord: https://discord.westmc.net/Dive into a world of endless possibilities with features like Custom Enchants, Skills, Mob Arena, and the thrill of Fishing competitions. Keep your loot with our keep-inventory feature and unleash your creativity with player-owned warps. Safeguard your creations with land protection, embark on epic quests, and earn free ranks just by casting your vote!WestMC is not just a server; it’s your go-to spot for a fun, safe, and absolutely epic gameplay experience. Join us, make friends, and let the adventures begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	3987	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

GREEN MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

“Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4870	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	21

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3266
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Crops Grown:	6673
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Star Shards Collected:	207

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Meteorites Collected:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mines Excavated:	3143
Emeralds Found:	8631	Potions Brewed:	125

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.