LolCraft SMP: Childhood LOLs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server out there!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, pranking your friends with exploding chickens, and battling a giant pink unicorn boss (yes, you read that right).

Our community is full of comedians, so get ready to laugh until your sides hurt as we tell jokes, pull pranks, and have dance parties in the middle of the ocean.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you entertained for hours on end, join us now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

GlitchNet

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

GlitchNet is an SMP server with features such as: – Image item frames – Jobs – Daily rewards – Player warps – Player shops – Fly time – Spawners – Chunk loadersand many more!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Crops Grown:	9282
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167
Alien Abductions:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

NZ Server

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Villages Defended:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Renderite

Earth, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Renderite Skyblock MMORPG Hello everyone, welcome to the store of Renderite Skyblock. Renderite is a massive server with custom made functions like renting and merchants that includes an enormous map created by the mayor himself. —————————————————————————————- Why Renderite? Renderite was developed by Green and he spent approximately 1 thousand hours creating the map, scripts and updates. It is also funded well by the investors. We have no limits when it comes to player experience. Your idea is important for us. —————————————————————————————-

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Project New Tomorrow

Creative, Mini Games

WHO WE ARE: Project: New Tomorrow encompasses the historical and golden age of themed entertainment with the technological advancements of the 21st Century. It is a celebration of and a living tribute to the past, present, and future of the theme park industry. Our server, as part of our growing platform, produces quality digital products and experiences: “By the fans, for the fans.” Project: New Tomorrow is entirely nonprofit and worked on in our spare time.WHAT WE HAVE: When you join, you spawn right in the heart and soul of the Project: New Tomorrow server. Our server hub is the central destination for all of our featured offerings. Here you can enjoy relaxing attractions, shop for cosmetics, preview upcoming additions, and so much more! At the GamePlex, you can compete with your friends in a variety of themed minigames. On our Creative Server, you can create to your heart’s content with unlimited resources and large plots. Project: New Tomorrow has something for everyone.THE LEGACY COLLECTION: This offering is home to a unique celebration of the past that immerses you in a permanent exhibition of some of the most notable attractions ever created. With state-of-the-art audio, visuals, 3D Models, and other specialized techniques, the Legacy Collection allows you to travel back in time to experience legendary rides and attractions once again. Explore the history behind The Legacy Project as you step through projection screens in this educating, entertaining, and inspiring offering.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Farms Harvested:	632	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Billionaire City

Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

OUT NOW IN BETA JOIN OUR DISCORD to be updated and get the free OG Rank! THIS AWAITS YOU IN BILLIONAIRE CITY: – Optimized Economy System made for maximum competitiveness – Houses, Plots and Apartments that you can either rent, buy or lease to other players – A new and well thought-through Job system that will get you going right away We are looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Germania

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Minecraft server with a friendly community, join to create your own nation or to just vibe. In order to join first you need to be whitelisted by joining discord server!https://discord.gg/AnZWq8yA7Y

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

ComfyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Awesome features such as: 1. Version 1.19.2 2. Anti Grief/Land Claiming 3. Keep Inventory / EXP 4. Awesome Voting System and Ranks 5. Jobs and Economy 6. MCMMO 7. Bonus Top Voters Rewards 8. Awesome Crates 9. Lottery 10. Auctions 11. Shops and Player Shops 12. Custom Enchants + more!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SoFurry Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

SoFurry Minecraft is a vanilla minecraft server that strives to bring people close together for some fun, clean minecraft fun. We are a growing network, backed by the popular furry website, SoFurry.com. Everyone is welcome on our server, furry or not, and we have plenty for people to do; whether you want to work jobs to make money and buy things in player or admin shops, or if you want to level up skills to multiply your ores, the possibilities are endless!NOTE: We plan to expand into the modded minecraft scene by the end of the year, but until then, our vanilla server is more than happy to accept you!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Spinalcraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Hello there!The Spinalcraft Network is a small Minecraft network that has been in operation since late 2013. We feature currently two servers, Legacy and Ascension! Legacy is our original world, dating back to 2013, featuring many great builds over the life span of Minecraft. Ascension was started in January of 2022 with the Cave’s and Cliff’s update, and still has many new memories to make!We pride ourselves on having a small but friendly community! Many of us have been playing on Spinalcraft for many years, and we welcome all with a similar mindset!We are a mature network, while we like to have fun, we also protect our own. Our server’s are semi-vanilla with minimal changes to the vanilla experience, and we have a host of anti-grief plugins. As such, we are known for being tough on those that grief or ruffle feathers in our community!If your looking for a server than you can feel like your apart of a community, we welcome you to join!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Keinett

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

Keinett is a multi-server Minecraft community, we host the following game modes:– Skywars – Paintball – KitPvP (Arena) – Hunger Games – Prison – Factions – Skyblock – Creative – KC1 (Survival building challenges) – More to come!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

FAIZ SMP

Economy, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Whitelist

FAIZ SMP V1 (beta test server)server mode : 1. Survival Slimefun 2. Skyblock 3. Acid IslandINFORMATION Ip : faizsmp.my.id webite : https://faizsmp.my.id/ You Can help Me Improve The Server : https://dsc.gg/faiz-smp

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

ArborMC

Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updates! On ArborMC we care so much about the community, and our goal is to make all of our players happy by listening to suggestions, and making sure everyone is having fun! We are constantly updating the server so you never get bored! Socials We have a TikTok Account and a Youtube Channel that we post our community in, and our videos are very funny you would love them! We are also very active on discord! Player Experience The Player Experience on ArborMC I must say is the best, in our community you can interact with players by dueling others or selling stuff on the auction house! We even offer coin flips so if you’re feeling risky you can gamble your money! How to join on bedrock? The ip is play.arbormc.co and the port is 25565 https://discord.gg/yDQcppySVS

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PhantasyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

PhantasyMC is a Minecraft server on Java 1.20.2 with a focus on adventure, community, and fantasy fun! Here’s what to expect: Anti-grief Claims Cosmetics Crates Custom Enchants Discord Events Economy Fantasy Family Friendly Jobs LGBTQ Pride MCMMO Quests Resource Mines Seasonal Events/Tournaments Voting Join our Discord to follow our plans and suggest new ideas!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

TerraMC

Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to TerraMC! Engage in geopolitics and build grand cities from the ground up on TerraMC’s Earth map. With a stable economy ran by the gold ingot, you can do lots in a server like ours. Our server features all aspects of Earth and Towny servers combined!If you’re tired of playing on servers where geopolitics, building, and PvP can’t seem to come together, then TerraMC is the perfect place to play on for you! The server features an Earth map where 1 block is 500 real-life meters. Currency is based on the Gold Ingot, where you are able to mine it from the ground, sell items for it, or vote for the server in order to create and run a town or nation.With plugins like McMMO, the fun is expanded even more for those players who like to engage in the daily grind for resources! Our server also features Brewery, where you can create numerous drinks with many new effects. There are so many more things that we feature that expands the quality of life for all players!Come on down and experience Earth Towny at it’s greatest at play.terramc.io

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CosmicX

Creative, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

CosmicX is a creative server with 512×512 plots, an open freebuild world, towny survival and private survival SMP worlds.Features include: – Free worldedit (no need to vote for it) – Free voxelsniper – Free goBrush usage – Free goPaint usage – Huge head decoration database over 50,000 heads! – Free, unlimited redstone – No lag (Average TPS of 20.0)(Timings of a constant 20 tps) – Regularly updated- Events

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Star Shards Collected:	214
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.