LolCraft SMP: Childhood LOLs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server out there!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, pranking your friends with exploding chickens, and battling a giant pink unicorn boss (yes, you read that right).

Our community is full of comedians, so get ready to laugh until your sides hurt as we tell jokes, pull pranks, and have dance parties in the middle of the ocean.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you entertained for hours on end, join us now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

LegendFactions

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Brand new factions server, with a variety of features. Such as, Koths, Outposts, Jobs, Envoys, Crates, Ranks, Pvp, Darkzone, Fishing, and much more.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8117	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Void Gems Collected:	20

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MC.RANK.LV

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to MC.RANK.LV, where nostalgia meets excitement! Immerse yourself in the classic charm of our Oldschool Factions server, tailored for version 1.8. Engage in thrilling survival adventures, conquer territories with factions, and test your PvP skills in intense battles. Explore our carefully curated shop for unique items and gear. Join us for a journey back to the roots of Minecraft gaming, where every block holds a story. Experience the magic of MC.RANK.LV – your ultimate destination for timeless fun and camaraderie.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Speedsteal

LifeSteal, Survival

About us

Our Game Modes

RPG (Custom Survival!): Explore a customized survival experience that blends the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with exciting RPG elements. Engage in quests, build your character, and immerse yourself in an enchanting world where your choices matter.

Speedsteal Network is your gateway to the extraordinary world of Minecraft, where you can explore a custom survival RPG And connect with a vibrant and welcoming community. Our team is dedicated to making your experience memorable, and we continue to evolve our server to keep things fresh and exciting.

Embark on your next great Minecraft adventure at Speedsteal Network. Join us today, and be part of our growing community, where your journey is limited only by your imagination!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Farms Harvested:	257
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Star Shards Collected:	253
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Animals Bred:	147
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	37
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Potions Brewed:	33
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	New Chunks Explored:	53292
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Villages Defended:	18
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4479
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Void Gems Collected:	38
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mines Excavated:	3326
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

What is The Village?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Potions Brewed:	58	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Love Letters Sent:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!