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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 605 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 291 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 |
Zombie Dances: | 0 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
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Score: 9/10 – Great humor and creativity!