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Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 9382 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Enchantments Applied: | 78 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
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Score: 9/10 – Great humor and creativity!