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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 7952 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 10 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | New Chunks Explored: | 760536 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9009 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build a castle in under 30 seconds using only a wooden pickaxe. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of creepers by telling them dad jokes until they exploded from laughter.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT while being chased by a pack of zombie chickens? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare for the unexpected!