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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 3723 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Emeralds Found: | 1689 | New Chunks Explored: | 475555 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 491 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 37 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build a castle in under 30 seconds using only a wooden pickaxe. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of creepers by telling them dad jokes until they exploded from laughter.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT while being chased by a pack of zombie chickens? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare for the unexpected!