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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 607 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
Ores Mined: | 3737 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Crops Grown: | 6185 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build a castle in under 30 seconds using only a wooden pickaxe. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of creepers by telling them dad jokes until they exploded from laughter.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT while being chased by a pack of zombie chickens? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare for the unexpected!