LOLcraft: Memes Come to Life

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a meme come to life! We may have ditched the EN branch, but that just means we’re too busy having a blast on our server to worry about anything else.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves, trust us). Plus, rumor has it that if you can find the hidden portal to the Nether disco, you’ll unlock unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon named Steve.

So why wait? Come join our crazy, meme-tastic Minecraft server and see what all the fuss is about. Who needs the EN branch when you’ve got us?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ores Mined:	4717	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1379
Divine Spears Created:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MineClassic

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

Welcome to the MineClassic Network. In versions 1.20+, we offer minigames such as Survival Games, KitPvP (with progression, abilities, perks, etc.) and our unique gamemode Platshot!Join now at play.mineclassic.org

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mines Excavated:	4932

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

KronosMC

Economy, Survival

KronosMC is a minecraft server that was made by 3 College students who enjoy minecraft and would like to build a community by bringing as many players into 1 server as possible. KronosMC was created in December 2022 and is constantly being updated to give players a different playstyle to minecraft. As of right now there is only one single mode which is survival multiplayer which is an open world survival mode with claims,quests,friends and much more. We are still working on the server as of right now so do expect to see some regular updates in our discord server which will also be where all the server announcements will be. We will be creating more gamemodes in the future of KronosMC but as of now we will be focusing on the survival mode as our main focus. Hopefully we will be seeing you on the server soon, have a good day!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Enchantments Applied:	189	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

ProsperityCraft

Survival

Welcome to Prosperity Craft – A Unique Survival ExperienceEmbark on an extraordinary journey in the world of Prosperity Craft, where survival meets innovation! Our server is carefully crafted to provide players with a distinct and engaging experience, blending the classic elements of Minecraft survival with a touch of custom features that set us apart.Community-driven Events: Join our thriving community in regular events and challenges. From building competitions to epic boss battles, there’s always something exciting happening on Prosperity Craft.Rank Progression System: Ascend the ranks on Prosperity Craft and unlock exclusive perks and privileges. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned survivor, our carefully designed rank system rewards dedication and skill.Land Claim and Player Protection: Secure your territory with our land claim system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from harm. Collaborate with other players or venture out as a lone survivor—it’s your world to shape. Enhanced Survival Mechanics: Experience survival like never before with carefully tuned gameplay mechanics. Join us for a unique and immersive adventure where every decision shapes your journey.Active and Supportive Community: Prosperity Craft is more than just a server; it’s a community of passionate players. Our dedicated staff and friendly community members are always ready to assist and welcome newcomers.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Potions Brewed:	197	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9267

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Gempers Place

Survival

Welcome to Gempers Place! We are a semi-vanilla community focused SMP. Learn more about us and what we offer below! Community is Key: At Gemper’s Place, we pride ourselves on fostering a strong and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky landscapes, our community is here to support and guide you. Join forces with fellow players, collaborate on ambitious projects, and partake in exciting events!Vote Crates Galore: Your voice matters, and we reward your dedication with our vote crate system. By casting your vote, you will receive rewards that enhance your Minecraft experience. From rare items to economy related goods, our vote crates ensure that your commitment to our community doesn’t go unnoticed.Bedrock Compatibility: No player is left behind at Gemper’s Place. We’ve seamlessly integrated Bedrock compatibility, bridging the gap between Java and Bedrock Editions. Whether you’re playing on PC, console, or mobile, everyone can join in the fun and contribute to the ever-expanding world we’re building together.Grief Protection: Building your dream creations without the fear of griefing is essential, and Gemper’s Place prioritizes the protection of your hard work. Our advanced grief protection measures ensure a secure environment for players to express their creativity without the worry of malicious interference. Your builds are safe with us!Join us at mc.gempersplaces.net and become a part of our Minecraft community. Discover a server where camaraderie, rewards, compatibility, and protection converge to create an unparalleled gaming experience. The adventure awaits, and we can’t wait to welcome you!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Crown Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Embark on a thrilling adventure at CrownLands, your premier Minecraft destination! Immerse yourself in a dynamic community where your input matters. With frequent updates, captivating quests, and a commitment to player feedback, every moment is tailored for your enjoyment. Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like never before, filled with excitement and endless possibilities. Your journey awaits at CrownLands – where community and gameplay come together to create an unparalleled gaming experience!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Emeralds Found:	735	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SkyUtopia.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to SkyUtopia.net a minecraft server focused and home to the Skyblock genre with a friendly community. We offer a classic and simple Skyblock experience mode with a lot of extra content that intrigues gameplay. Join now, create your island, thrive, and climb the leaderboards!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

OustCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Wanna play old style minecraft server with out all thos anoying million’s of commands you have to use to play simple game, OustCraft is here, play simple Minecraft with simple commands. Server have events and friendly stuff members, we are working for better CHILL

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	67
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PlanexCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Survival

▬▬ ▬▬▛ PlanexCraft ▜▬▬ ▬▬Join our server which has boxpvp, oneblock and Survival Custom. You can rank up by being on our server for free. JAVA AND BEDROCK.Come in and find out if you’re good enough to earn the highest PlanexCraft rank! 1.20.1 – 1.20.2

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Star Shards Collected:	231
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

EmberMC

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Termina Towny SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

Join The Best Towny Wartime Experience on TerminaMC.com! IP: TerminaMC.com Discord: discord.gg/Termina Bedrock (Xbox, PS, iOS, etc) Port: 19132 | Java Port: 25565– Play Your Way – PvP or Passive: We support all survival play styles! Whether you’re all about PvP action, where battles are intense and oh-so-satisfying. Or if you enjoy a passive SMP – join or create a town that suits you!– Weekly Wartime: Imagine this – every Friday at 8pm EST, it’s WARTIME! Towns all across the server are fair game for epic raids using Creeper Eggs and epic PvP showdowns. Opt-out for a fee. The fate of your town is in your hands!– Claim Your Part of the Wilderness: With Towny, you can stake your claim in the untamed wilderness and build your dream kingdom. Defend your town during Wartime and rise to the top!– No Pay-to-Win: We believe in fair play. By simply enjoying the server, you’ll earn what you need to rank up and unlock fantastic perks, like Silk Touch Spawners!– Join Our Growing Community: We’re a growing community – our vision is to create the ultimate SMP server where towns clash during Wartime.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	106
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Farlands SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

You want to get the full Minecraft experience or you have been tired by servers not running your farms? This is the place, where all vanilla farms and mechanics will work. We use a fabric based server that does not modify the vanilla gameplay at all. That also means, that we don’t have any teleport mechanics. Just use the nether roof to your advantage. Have you ever been annoyed by rules like “No redstone clocks”, “Limited plots” or “Required online time”? Our server does not have any rules like that. We don’t event have any rule at all except for having fun. We especially don’t have any plot or chest protection, no afk-time limits. We even provide the function to spawn AFK-players to keep your farm running while you can safely log off. Everything is trust-based. So we are looking for trustworthy players who admire the freedom of a Singleplayer world shared with others. We carefully select the players for our server to make sure, we have a healthy community. Since we don’t have any rules but don’t want to become an anarchy server, we make sure that everyone shares the same ideas about how a community in Minecraft should be.About us We are a group of people who enjoyed the hermit-craft series and decided to create our own hermitcraft-like experience. Since every server out there has some boundaries and limitations we decided to create our own. And now, we are looking for other players to join us. To ensure that our community stays healthy, we will carefully select new players before adding them to the whitelist. The current members are located in Europe and north America. The server is located in Germany. If you enjoy all this, we are looking forward to your application at our website: farlands-smp.serveminecraft.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Emeralds Found:	4348	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.